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How To Fart In Public And Retain Your Image by Sholah96(m): 10:47am On Jul 21, 2014
To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarasment o! Just follow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to being a star in dis profession.
1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction, if na closed hall wit AC, better. Maximum impact.
2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction. …
3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why.
4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then.
5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey d hall dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47.
6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.
7. Elevate d right yansh.
8. Release small (sound check)
9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady.
10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.
NOTE:
1. Make sure say no be u be d first person 2 complain.
2. Wen pple begin dey shout “chineke! E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin, ” simply ask “why person no fit respect d presence of odas na?”
3. No hala pass odas if not u go become suspect.
4. Take style disengage from the area, relocate to another zone and repeat the exercise!

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Re: How To Fart In Public And Retain Your Image by Nobody: 10:55am On Jul 21, 2014
You seem like an expert in this business
Re: How To Fart In Public And Retain Your Image by Sholah96(m): 11:01am On Jul 21, 2014
Youngreinhard: You seem like an expert in this business
na advice bro

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