buttchick: Nairalander guys are hot in the pants. The ladies are here to source for sugar-daddies and freebies, even the so-called married ones go chasing guys using Pretense and stupid 'advice' threads, pathetic!! If you are hots for him, just say so.

The Nairalanders I would like to meet are not many and it's for certain reasons and love ain't path of it. And no, neither is conservative sex or money unless it has from 6 zeroes.

In my opinion:

The Sugar-daddies: they are rigid and view as guests most times on sexy and raunchy threads. They are the ones that visit NL as guest to read romance threads, after which they log on to their 'supposedly' serious sections. They are abound in the politics, auto and family sections. But be warned, they can be very rich, but most I sense are tight-fisted and ugly.

The kids: they are all over the place. They are disrespectful, stalk and then give 'childish' comments except for one that I like and it seems he has a 50 year old brain. He has numbers at d end of his moniker. Majority are just bored mummy's pets that thinks NL is a part of their real life. But some are here just for knowledge and to gather Intel. Others are just here to get laid. seek them, If you just wanna have fun and no strings attached.

The flirts: I find them interesting but they can be vague too. They are hot and cold. something tells me their OFFline life would be boring and lonely thus the e-status. Most times, these ones are the trolls and they pick up fights at will. They know themselves, they are good to reach out to if you want to try OFFline NL love.

The Uprights: these are people that acts like they can't even look at a woman in the face. Their e-status depicts such kind of personality every 'dreamy' NL chick would love to have. But, that's where it ends. They are disrespectful, degrading bunch of womanizer. They supposedly break up with their partners looking for advice just so they can lure some pu55ies in their trap. Seek them only if you don't have a feeble mind.

The Clowns: the original clowns don't 'loud it'. They are mellow and they don't troll. Their comedy is in the e-status and they don't need to be all over the place spewing gibberish to prove it. These ones I think are influential, well-read, well-traveled, smart and might even be mega-rich. So the next time you read the post from a NL 'real' comedian, just imagine him sitting in his RangeRover Sport 2014 with his sneakers on. Or she might be in a meeting with the governor of your state as she types the jokes. She/He maybe the real deal!

The Intellectuals: well, these ones are just biased. Most of what they write ain't even true. They just write epistles and will have your head if you disagree. Every 'agreeing' comment tickles them and beef up their low self-esteem and the 'disagreeing' ones makes them want to de activate. They are real life cowards and retards with psychological issues. Be ready for a lot of mood related isshs.


I have been a guest here for far too long not to know what's up. Even the supposed married NLRers I think are not even married, the real married ones are keeping their biz outta here.

If you thought this was an epistle, smash your phone against the wall. You could have ignored. I'm out.

Wow!

This girl needs to get some and quick.

Analysing Nairalanders with their e-characters can be a very tricky thing. Ask those who have taken things on nairaland to the next level.

Though I agree that most Niggas on here came to get some poon.

obayaya:



He did all that?

softsparkyy: Mariah ask MadCow1 ooo.
I was only playing along.

Swear with money say you no sabi Aji?


Playing along or playing with Aji?

MadCow1:


Swear with money say you no sabi Aji?


Playing along or playing with Aji?

MzMariah: Please what is Aji? Tell me, I want to before I leave this thread.

MadCow1:


It's Igbo for 'TeddyBear'..

MzMariah: If I chuk hand for your eyes eh, you go spell OBAYAYA

MadCow1:


Swear with money say you no sabi Aji?


Playing along or playing with Aji?

obayaya:



Who's the guy? I'll gladly castrate him for you

obayaya:



Who's the guy? I'll gladly castrate him for you

softsparkyy: Hahahahahahhahahahah
Ok mzmariah Aji is hairs.

KiddaBlingzz:


but that's my job

MzMariah:

MzMariah: Who do I believe?

MzMariah: Lol...Hi sweet, you ran away because I asked you to drop money for food. Why na?

KiddaBlingzz:


but that's my job

MzMariah: Who do I believe?

MzMariah: Who do I believe?

obayaya:

you don kill chicken before?

Oya go sleep

softsparkyy:
Sweet I can't lie to you naa.
Ok let's ask Obayaya.

Obadaddy please what is the meaning of Aji-obi?

obayaya:

Hmmm!!!

backyard gossip?
Always interesting

KiddaBlingzz: teach me na


how you see am

obayaya:

Hairy chest

MzMariah: So guys dey do amebo too?

obayaya:

Hairy chest

You cant even tell her the truth about the meaning of Aji-Obi, how then should she believe that you love her.



Mz M, Believe what you will, I have no reason to lie to you.

softsparkyy: MzMariah you hv heard now.

softsparkyy:
Sweet I can't lie to you naa.
Ok let's ask Obayaya.

Obadaddy please what is the meaning of Aji-obi?

MadCow1:

You cant even tell her the truth about the meaning of Aji-Obi, how then should she believe that you love her.



Mz M, Believe what you will, I have no reason to lie to you.

obayaya:

How much are you willing to pay

KiddaBlingzz: you know say money no be problem


name your prize

obayaya:

I tell you say I love am before?

You never read that Babe epistle for the thread?!

You don use green light change the babe skin colour.

Just do the needful jor.. She is waiting for you to ask, so you can recieve. She is waiting for you to knock, so she can open up to you. My brother, stop beating around the bush and possess you possession, before the devourer (HornyNairalanders) come and violently try to take it from you. #PraiseTheLord.


#Can I get an Amen somebody..