Patricks Obahiagbon’s girlfriends phone
rings
Patrick Obahiagbon : Mary, your
cellular gadget has intercepted some
electromagnetic waves and is currently
summoning your attention
Mary: What ?
Patrick Obahiagbon:your phone is
ringing
Mary : i am in the shower
sweety,please answer it for me
Patrick Obahiagbon: hello….
CALLER: Ndandeko na Mary (NYANJA).
Patrick Obahiagbon: your lingual is
foreign to my cochlea. Please utter
alphabets in a universal manner so that
I can derive sense from this dialogue
CALLER: where is Mary ?
Patrick Obahiagbon: Mary is currently
interacting with a hot shower in my
master bedroom that is located at the
attic section of my bungalow. She
cannot commence dialogue with u as
her phone is not water proof like the
one I own which can receive calls even
while i’m submerged in my marbled
Jacuzzi.
CALLER: who is this ?
Patrick Obahiagbon: do you have air-
time of N100 , 000 and above? any
airtime below that amount is not
enough to permit me to finish
explaining to u who I am via the phone
as my accolades are too numerous. But
to comprehend me better, visit any
bookshop near you and purchase a
book titled “knowing professor
Obahiagbon, the individual with English
PHD’s whose number exceeds the
mythical lives of a cat”..i authored it
when I was senator in the previous
regime
CALLER: who are you to mary ?
Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual
whom Mary surrenders to her fauna in
absentia of clothing…..
CALLER: come again ?
Patrick Obahiagbon: Yes I am the
individual who relays copulative
sensations to Mary’s pelvic areas
CALLER: say that again i i don’t
understand ?
Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual
who exposes Mary’s lower limbs to
mirror an obtuse angle . I’am Mary’s
boyfriend,And who are u ?
CALLER: its Mary’s mother
Patrick Obahiagbon: good morning ma,
how home
Patrick Obahiagbon: hello mama I dey
greet na
Patrick Obahiagbon: mama mama
mama