lol

Balobest:
the monosyllabic reply, best moral killer since 1880

I love Youtube.

ideology:
Am suspecting you,

Lol... Truss me, it wasn't me. If it was me, I would've said so. What's the biggie?

i hardly say I LOVE YOU when i can easily say I LOVE SOUP. And my reply is always, YOU THINK SO? Uhmm, Can I fuckq you now or as a gentle man i will say WOULD LIKE TO BLOW ME. And when she has finished blowing my mallet, my precious golden hammer, my number two source of happiness and pleasure. I will calmly and gently look at her innocent face and say GET THE FUckQ OUT OF MY HOUSE,B!TCH!!!, don't you know i have a gurlfriend. funny enough they always come back *wink* #eye one two four Q.

boy: i luv u

me: yinmu or iffa hr!

okay I don hear

Brizy: i have heard u

Told him .....I love you
His response.......hmmmm What do u want ,I don't have money o

Victoriousvic: I heard this in a bus this week. Actually, it was a phone call, and the girl sat beside me.

Guy: I love and miss you. I've been thinking about you all day, that's why I called. Do you feel the same?

Girl: I'm not good at lying, so I'll just say it straight. I don't think about you, and I don't feel the same.

Are you for real?

That babe is crazy

But again, she might have known the guy was not real

As much as it aches, it is better than sweet nothings

Jackeeh: 1. You do?
2. I know, right?
3. So I've been told countless times
4. Yeah right!!!
5. I love me more
6. It's a lie
7. Stop it jor
8. Who? Me?
9. Thank you
10. Show working

I do "Kk", 1 and 9!
Seriously?? no. 10?

udemzyudex: None ..no worst response

I don't expect any reply from her..i always have that mindset,whatever she says won't affect me whether good or bad.

Whenever you don't expect a reply from her,you won't be sad if you recieve a silly reply.

Then you don't love her

Never told anyone I love them and I do not expect one from anyone .

macsika: i hardly say I LOVE YOU when i can easily say I LOVE SOUP. And my reply is always, YOU THINK SO? Uhmm, Can I fukkk you now or as a gentle man i will say WOULD LIKE TO BLOW ME. And when she has finished blowing my mallet, my precious golden hammer, my number two source of happiness and pleasure. I will calmly and gently look at her innocent face and say GET THE Bleep OUT OF MY HOUSE,B!TCH!!!, don't you know i have a gurlfriend. funny enough they always come back *wink* #I one two four Q.

thank God for the gift of imagination # u be tief

Is dat so?
I believe you
Conji don hold you again?
Part 1 or Part 2?
I'm listening ooo...what do you want? If na money, forgerrit!
Jesus loves you too
U get choice?
ERROR!!
Da pada..owo baba ijebu! Iwo ati who?
Is that y we are here?
You wan borrow money again?

But if na my oh bebe dey ginger me, my usual response "walahi me sef love you from here reach heaven. Love u scarra mehn

kanobi: Kindly tell us the worst response you've heard on telling someone
"I love you"

1: thanks
2:eww
3:so?

Thanks.

I told her "I love you"
She replied "So?"
Eight month later it was too late, I could only console her while she cried her eyes out

[color=#990000][/color] it happen today and she told me she hate me with smile on her face

No response is worse than OK!!

*chilling in my crib with babe-A by my corner when another lover babe-B called on the phone*

**Nokia 3310 smarterphone ringing**

Me: Ooooh...who be this one again this night... **answers call**

Me: Yes, who be this?

LoverBabe-B: Hello, dearie. Its me now, Loveth. Didn't you see my name on your phone, where are you?

Me: Oh, na you?

LoverBabe-B: 'Yes, na...'. I didn't hear from you again.

Me: Hello!..Hello!! Can you hear me? Hello! Can you hear me now?!

LoverBabe-B: Hello, I can hear you! Can't you hear me?!

Me: Yes, I can hear you now. 'How far, where are you dey sef?'

LoverBabe-B: Baby, I'm in school. I'm missing you, dear...just wanted to hear your voice.

Me: Alright.

LoverBabe-B: Do you know I lover you?!

Me: Oh, you do? Yes, me too... I love Youtube.

LoverBabe-B: Thanks for loving me. Bye dear!

Me: By there.

**end of phone conversation**

Babe-A: Baby, who was that?

Me: Sorry dear. 'Na one yeye guy like that wey dey ask me if I like Youtube.'

Babe-A: 'Me sef like Youtube. I have downloaded many musical videos from there.

Me: I dey come, make I go titrate (wee)

annawhite: thank God for the gift of imagination # u be tief

that's what them gurls always say but they still end up sucking the juice from my golden globe. You can call me Hugh Gerection. # eye one two four Q #

"Hmmm"

And I was like "how about you took that hmm and shove it up your third eye!!"

Jackeeh: 1. You do?
2. I know, right?
3. So I've been told countless times
4. Yeah right!!!
5. I love me more
6. It's a lie
7. Stop it jor
8. Who? Me?
9. Thank you
10.Show Show working

, as in show full working??

But nah only U don get all these replies?
just like Mr Cork, You must be a real Playa

'Ehen, okay'
Na so she take answer me

Elnino4ladies: God wil bless u if u like ma post..

abeg where is the post?
I wan like

Chrisdmeek:

, as in show full working??

But nah only U don get all these replies?
just like Mr Cork, You must be a real Playa

Lmao. No be me get all o. Na plus other people own o

U don chop?

I know you are joking

you!!! I know you don't mean it

Jackeeh:


Lmao. No be me get all o. Na plus other people own o

Lol , I for give award