AderibigbeAAA:

Greatest Uite...
when did you graduated

teewhybabee: Upon say unilorin strict wit so many rules and regulations, dis babe wud still go out, drink and get drunk, start vomiting all over d place, and xpect me (as d mummy of d room) to take care of her. She lazy die, almost ate our foodstuff b4 semester even began proper, she takes our tinx in our absence and sometyms she tell at oda tyms she wud just keep mute... Had to endure by always reminding our selves that "na only dis session na" or "na only one week remain" and "its a matter of days"

jossi994: sweet jesus. Bro,please tell me you were drowsy when you typed this

tranxo:
Well, I don't get fazed by looks 'cos believe me, I'VE SEEN IT ALL.

oweniwe:

J Block? ! Igbinedion ? ?

Mehn . . I hate that school. 419 students. . Weed smoking boys. . General Vanity mentality. . Lecturer will write and wipe off immediately. .

I Ran away after one semester

Ajagbe97: uite i hail u o

Akshow: My first year in school, I had this jakometer room mate that made me feel sooooo unserious. He lives d room 5am everyday to go to school. When I ask him y, he said reading very early in d morning enters his brain well. When he comes back after lectures and eat (anyone who arrive first cook. We both can cook), he rest a bit and by 6pm he is on his way to library. He doesn't come back till 10 after which he will use rechargeable lamp (the popular maroon colour radio rechargeable) to read till 12. The funny thing is that he is studying social studies education. Though he explains to me that he is slow in learning and doesn't understand easily that's y he had to study constantly. I tried keeping up with his reading habit but fell flat. I felt soooo unserious and always praise him. That was until our result was out and me that read moderately hit 4point in my own dept but my jakometer friend was on 2 point something in social studies education. I felt bad for him but learnt my lesson never to use another man's wrist watch to do my own work.

dokilolo: bak den in UI, we wer 3 in d room....2 of us used 2 contribute moni 2 cook stew.den we noticed dat meat was alwayz disappearing inside d pot...lik at a rate of 2 -3 per day.
initially I was suspecting d oda guy bt wen I confronted him he also said he was suspecting me 4 d meat theft.na im we c0m ask d 3rd roomie d guy deny am, even swear say no b am.
1 fateful night around 2am I was reading, dats wen I saw d 3rd roomie wake up suddenly, almost lik in zombie manner nd walk towards d pot .naso d guy open pot, at dat point I woke d 2nd guy up as well nd we wer bith watching d show.naso d guy put 1 meat 4 mouth...clean mouth..den put 2nd meat 4 mouth. ..com waka go bak 2 his bed...all dis while he dnt rily open his eyes.
I just put hand 4 head say OMG...wen we asked him d nxt morning d guy deny am....see as we use am life...com disgrace infront of every 1.

mstik: Lol spiked egusi soup. He did it turn out?

Phinity318:
Yeah true buh the thing is people going out to read doesn't mean dy do it anyway,dy maybe sleeping through out once dy get to the reading venue;believe me I have seen lots of student like that. Dy go early to read buh sleep off half of the time and read lil or nothing before going back home.

jworos: via xperience,most of dem go dia cuz oda ppl r goin,sum go to slip,d 1st day I read outsyd my aus I saw a guy suckin a gurl's breast,she was slipin,her breast were all out though (no bra) guess d dude cudnt bear it anymore,nxt tin we heard was a rili sound slap,dat was my Last day doin awoko...

Ajagbe97: hmmmm. I smell lies

Abiagirl777:

i get ur tym?go 2 hall D futo and ask abt Deeperlyf girls?mtcheww

Akshow:
My first year in school, I had this jakometer room mate that made me feel sooooo unserious. He lives d room 5am everyday to go to school. When I ask him y, he said reading very early in d morning enters his brain well. When he comes back after lectures and eat (anyone who arrive first cook. We both can cook), he rest a bit and by 6pm he is on his way to library. He doesn't come back till 10 after which he will use rechargeable lamp (the popular maroon colour radio rechargeable) to read till 12. The funny thing is that he is studying social studies education. Though he explains to me that he is slow in learning and doesn't understand easily that's y he had to study constantly. I tried keeping up with his reading habit but fell flat. I felt soooo unserious and always praise him. That was until our result was out and me that read moderately hit 4point in my own dept but my jakometer friend was on 2 point something in social studies education. I felt bad for him but learnt my lesson never to use another man's wrist watch to do my own work.

flyca:


No problems dear. Just before she left this morning, she gave me all her credit cards to use up the remaining amounts before I leave too. I was touched and begged her to upload her picture. Take a look