If you remember any,please add it in the comment section...lets try the celebs...






(1). "People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria. It is not even our first or second problem, maybe the third"- President Jonathan (2014)


(2). "You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch Reporter


(3). "How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of Oyo State Government. The Govt I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)


(4). "We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)



(5). “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan (2010)


(6). "If I don't contest, Nigerians will feel wan kine" - President Goodluck Jonathan to Christiana Amanpour on CNN


(7). "God is a Democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of it.” - Gov. Jonah Jang



(. "President Yar'Adua can rule from anywhere in the World"- AGF Michael Aandoaka SAN, AGF to Yar'Adua



(9). "Most of what Nigerians call corruption is not corruption. It is mere stealing" - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014)



(10). “I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” -Dame Patience Jonathan (2012)



(11). "Na only you waka come? Diaris God o!" - Dame Patience Jonathan (2014)


(12). “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attacks are everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ



(13). "Those that died at the Immigration stampede died as a result of impatience"- Min of Interior, Abba Moro. (2014)




(14). "Boko Haram has restricted my movements within Nigeria. Why are you asking me to go Chibok? Will that #‎BringBackOurGirls? - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014)




(15). "No girls were abducted from Chibok. It is a hoax to make President Jonathan look bad." - Unofficial Presidential Spokesman, Asari 'Obese Thug' Dokubo (2014).




(16). "I did not say Boko Haram was in my cabinet. What I said was they were everywhere in my government." - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014).

So no bi only mama peace dey release bomb for Jonathan house?.

@ Nigerians will feel one kind.

"If I don't contest Nigeria will feel wan kine"
Na wa for una fedora hat wearing president

lol

Guykhena:
"If I don't contest Nigeria will feel wan kine"
Na wa for una fedora hat wearing president

Man opposes and God dissappears.
2014- Mrs Ajanuku

I donate my family on behalf of two million- Patience Jonathan (2012)

Ojukuwu might have died but his manhood lives on. Patience Jonathan

This is an assassination attempt on my life... i came out and saw dead bodies everywhere but my security details sustained minor injuries - Buhari, July 2014

Reporter: Sir, the budget allocated for feeding in Aso rock is high
President: And look o, I don't really eat so much o

I will take the lead into sambisa forest and i don't mind if i am killed provided the girls are released (Mama peace)

Lol

So no bi only mama peace dey release bomb for Jonathan house?.

@ Nigerians will feel one kind.

"Ojukwu z dead buh his manhood remains on earth" Madam patiece Jonathan 2010