Omexonomy: Why not invite those wicked withces and imgbekes around you to undertake the journey

DeLaRue:

Any other suggestion as to how I can get this document to Lagos by 2pm tomorrow will be appreciated.


Courier is obviously out of the question now.

seanet02: Call on awon iya aje or the winches to help you lol. Walk to the airport, explain your situation to the anti drug trafficking agency so as to avoid any pitfall, show what you want to send to them. No more privacy here, accost any going traveller and explain intoto. You may be lucky but your chances are slim as me myself can't accept such from anybody, not even my mother.

supo19884: Try Gwagwalada motor park this nite, ur document will get to lagos before 9am tomorrow morning... Not too late

uboma: With this age of technology, why bother yourself so much @ op? You can simply scan the documents after arriving your office 2moro and send a soft copy to the recipient via email while u send the hard copy later. What do you think?

Jakumo:

What of the heavy bag wey you don already promise say you go help me carry go London ?

seanet02: Awon Iya mi Osoromonga can do that but it will cost one thing, a live menumo.

Jakumo:

Most likely a scanned picture of the cocaine hidden inside the package will not be accepted in lieu of the real deal.

Jakumo:

The warehouse has informed me that there is currently a shortage of live Menumo, and that they only have dried eran-oni'yo for sale now.

DeLaRue:
Thanks @Supo.

Problem with that is the document is in an office, so can't lay hands on it until around 8am tomorrow.


Looks like I need a miracle to get this done!