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A Priest And A Nun by jackpot(f): 8:21am On Jul 25, 2014
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The carnal priest nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up
her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm
129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The
nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm
129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the
flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun
sighed heavily and went on her way. On his
arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up,
you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are
not well informed in your job, you might miss a
great opportunity. Good morning. .

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Re: A Priest And A Nun by Nobody: 8:38am On Jul 25, 2014
jackpot: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The carnal priest nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up
her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm
129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The
nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm
129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the
flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun
sighed heavily and went on her way. On his
arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up,
you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are
not well informed in your job, you might miss a
great opportunity. Good morning. .
funny though... Your signature amuses me grin
Re: A Priest And A Nun by jackpot(f): 12:34pm On Jul 26, 2014
frankben: funny though... Your signature amuses me grin
it's necessary ooo. Look at thr bottom of this page and you will understand. wink
Re: A Priest And A Nun by Nobody: 5:03pm On Jul 26, 2014
jackpot: it's necessary ooo. Look at thr bottom of this page and you will understand. wink

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
you are simply nuts cheesy
Re: A Priest And A Nun by jackpot(f): 3:46pm On Jul 27, 2014
breezy047:

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
you are simply nuts cheesy
and you're a bolt. Oya, screw me! wink wink tongue
Re: A Priest And A Nun by bingbagbo(m): 3:54pm On Jul 27, 2014
this joke is 9 years old grin

some people no get shame sha angry
Re: A Priest And A Nun by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jul 27, 2014
jackpot: and you're a bolt. Oya, screw me! wink wink tongue

Hahaha any lubricant? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: A Priest And A Nun by phlame(m): 4:44pm On Dec 23, 2014
jackpot:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The carnal priest nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up
her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm
129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The
nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm
129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the
flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun
sighed heavily and went on her way. On his
arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up,
you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are
not well informed in your job, you might miss a
great opportunity. Good morning. .


lame
Re: A Priest And A Nun by jackpot(f): 7:50pm On Dec 23, 2014
phlame:



lame
not as lame as phlame! tongue

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