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U pee on every corner of the street

funny but true

U forgot to add
11. D shout of up NEPA wen electricity is restored

MadCow1: For Oyinbos - You feel like you understand Nigerians and can Challenge them because you speak pidgin.. #BadThinking..


Na so one Oyinbo dey challenge me last week. I just dey laff am. Sadly, ehn no get Kidnap value.

u be confirm 9ja boi...d oyinbo man dey tink sumtin positive and u juz de price am...hahahah..!!

Smile

TearsOfTheSun: 11. You collect bags of Rice from politicians during election time

A bu m nwa aba..i deeééeeeeeey tell you

Another sign be say u go sabi soak garri wela

When u can pee on any street or road without shame then u have lived toooo long in naija.

TearsOfTheSun: 11. You collect bags of Rice from politicians during election time

*falls from coconut tree*

YOU TEND TO SHOUT "UP NEPA" @ EVERY POINT IN TIME.....

Even d 1-year-olds sabi "UP NEPA".....as long as dem dn start to dey talk..

YOU ARE A NIGERIAN IF... 1 If a woman becomes your wife without marriage or paying the bride price you are a nigerian. 2 If the news of someone being kidnapped sounds old to you. 3 If can't spend money on your relatives Health rather you spend all you have for a befitting burial. 4 If you're walking or driving in lagos, you see someone shitting in public or urinating, you see a large pile of refuse dump by the road and you think is normal. 5 If you're going to Aba and you see a corpse by the roadside but yet you still walk around and don't give a Fuckq about it. 6 If you blame all your problems on witches and wizards in the village and you think a pussy cat is evil. 7 If you can live your life very normally without electricity(nepa). 8 If you go to a "REAL" hospital only when you're are about to die or have a serious accident and yet you still have the strenth to call your pastors. 9 If. A blind man can still cheat you in business. 10 all white people are Americans.

kennygee: All these are what makes us adapt anywhere we are, home or abroad.

On point

My mom is a pro at haggling lol

U play baba Ijebu. when u win, u do sara for boys!

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you become bend automatically after so much struggle with generator

We rush 2 enter bus and we rush 2 disembark..b4 our police us woods,stones and use tyre cause road blocks.we also use 2 every traffic,market noise,bus stop n motor parks noise 4rm different angles..our driver can play wt horn at any point..agree me dat our pot hole on high way r imcopairable.on and on and on..9ja 4 u..

You condemn somebody seeking for an advice without giving him any. You watch action movies the whole day and go to your workshop the following morning instead of the Gym

When you're able to lie with a straight face, when you cheat anada without feeling bad.

when generator noise don't irritate you.

when you fart infront of others without feeling embarrassed.

11.When you see electricity bill running into thousands of naira, after enjoying total blackout for the month. 12. When you know all the names of the different generating sets

When You know how to detect and Cheat 419ers...[color=#990000][/color][b][/b]

when you do anything for money.

I love Naija!!

when you start envying Igbos.

when the first thing you remember before driving long distance is Alomo