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| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Exponental(m): 10:36am On Jul 25, 2014 |
To insult anoda driver when driving. Wereeee!! 2 Likes |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by myspnigeria: 10:45am On Jul 25, 2014 |
after reading this, I must say, after 28yrs, I haven't been in 9ja for long 1 Like |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by aminaeke: 10:45am On Jul 25, 2014 |
1. you learn how to trek (legedis benz) cos of hold-up expecially if you live in Lagos and PH lol 2. you do not obey traffic signs 4 Likes |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by aminaeke: 10:47am On Jul 25, 2014 |
aminaeke: 1. you learn how to trek (legedis benz) cos of hold-up expecially if you live in Lagos and PH lol 1 Like |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Jovie: 10:48am On Jul 25, 2014 |
dat oyibo man for OP picture no send anybody  |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by maingwaest(f): 10:49am On Jul 25, 2014 |
TearsOfTheSun: 11. You collect bags of Rice from politicians during election time. I don laugh die. Tenks joo for making my day. 3 Likes |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by overhypedsteve(m): 11:03am On Jul 25, 2014 |
MadCow1: For Oyinbos - You feel like you understand Nigerians and can Challenge them because you speak pidgin.. #BadThinking..chai you na typical naija man. Probably from ND abi i lie? |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Nobody: 11:05am On Jul 25, 2014 |
THIS OP MUST BE A LEARNER...E BI LIKE SAY YOU JUST ENTER 9JA FROM COTONOU ABI  WHEN E CLEAR FOR YOUR EYES YOU GO ENTER BUS DEY HACK GINSENG!!!2 Likes |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by oluamid(m): 11:06am On Jul 25, 2014 |
You have lived long in Nigeria if you think all Yorubas are filthy, all Igbos are scammers, and all Hausas are terrorists. 10 Likes |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Nobody: 11:09am On Jul 25, 2014 |
If you're delusional, you're either Nigerian or an Arsenal fan...e.g "Nigeria is the giant of Africa", "GEJ is our Mandela", "Nigerians cannot be suicide bombers", "In Wenger we trust", et cetera. 1 Like |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by continentalceo(m): 11:10am On Jul 25, 2014 |
Beautiful Writeup! Proudly Nigerian! Nija toh babt |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by continentalceo(m): 11:10am On Jul 25, 2014 |
Beautiful Writeup! Proudly Nigerian! Nija toh badt |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by overhypedsteve(m): 11:11am On Jul 25, 2014 |
oluamid: You have lived long in Nigeria if you think all Yorubas are filthy, all Igbos are scammers, and all Hausas are terrorists.and most ijaw babies can swim from birth, 3 Likes |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Karleb(m): 11:11am On Jul 25, 2014 |
optimumprimus: how the hell do you eat with your hands?Nasty! that's why there are lots of communicable diseases in Nigeria. Look at this one  I can swear that you haven't heard of "wash your hands before and after eating"? 8 Likes |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by danex67(m): 11:15am On Jul 25, 2014 |
You also know about stomach infrastructure. 1 Like |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by WoodcrestMayor(m): 11:23am On Jul 25, 2014 |
You become apprehensive/expectant when you've had 12hrs of uninterrupted power supply...u don know say na 2days of blackout go follow 8 Likes |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by WoodcrestMayor(m): 11:26am On Jul 25, 2014 |
When you are always after browsing cheat 1 Like |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Nobody: 11:26am On Jul 25, 2014 |
One of the majour signs you've been in Nigeria for too long is when you know a man called Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon and a woman called Patience Jonathan. 4 Likes |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Motolank: 11:27am On Jul 25, 2014 |
You keep MUTE when your state Governor is not performing but openly CRITICIS,blow big english & call names, @ those Governors who try to construct a road past your house front...  i.e Oyinlola / Aregbesola 1 Like |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by WoodcrestMayor(m): 11:30am On Jul 25, 2014 |
When u look left and right before crossing a one-way road. 13 Likes |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by apolonius(m): 11:32am On Jul 25, 2014 |
I expected this: you now believe a vampire leadership is fresh air or transformation! 1 Like |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by jeff1607(m): 11:37am On Jul 25, 2014 |
ggrin: 11:yoruba go dy shout ontop fone I still wonder if those hausa people do intentionally or if its an error. Dunno wat de r after 1 Like |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by mixedgene: 11:38am On Jul 25, 2014 |
oluamid: You have lived long in Nigeria if you think all Yorubas are filthy, all Igbos are scammers, and all Hausas are terrorists.Could you differentiate, juxtapose and justify this thinking? I heard it somewhere before but i beg to disagree.. @topic, the signs are way above 10 jare. You omitted so many stuff. If you've never soaked garri then you've not stayed long enof in 9ja. 2 Likes |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by aholiab(m): 11:40am On Jul 25, 2014 |
OP thanks. . .its apparent that alot nigerians do not see the good work you are doing with this post(building good national image). This is our commonwealth. . .if we dont speak of its good, who will? CNN or Al JAZEERA or whatever they call themselves. Its high time we start talking exclusively about the good of nigeria so we can start seeing it manifest. Remember you are a product of your thoughts. #Nigeria's ours Nigeria we serve 2 Likes |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by mixedgene: 11:42am On Jul 25, 2014 |
aholiab: OP thanks. . .its apparent that alot nigerians do not see the good work you are doing with this post(building good national image).Forget about the good, its not making any difference |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by aholiab(m): 11:46am On Jul 25, 2014 |
mixedgene: we can only appreciate the good when we focus on it exclusively 2 Likes |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by ggrin(f): 11:46am On Jul 25, 2014 |
jeff1607:em must do mistake ni sha....I get like five hausa num ontop ma fone wey em dy always disturb me def...so annoying  |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Daraplato(m): 11:50am On Jul 25, 2014 |
You abuse Politicians. Either good or bad. 2 Likes |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by suntexhans(m): 11:50am On Jul 25, 2014 |
ggrin: 11:yoruba go dy shout ontop fone. True talk bro... |
| Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by wordcat(m): 11:51am On Jul 25, 2014 |
And finally, you learn how to keep N100/200 (depending on the type of ur car) close when getting to police check point. 2 Likes |
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