I can't forget what happened to me before I met
my girlfriend.
I walked up to a girl
that evening, I told her that I like her
that I want us to be dating, the girl just looked
at me
and said;
Well, I cannot date you 'cos am already in
love with
another guy.
So I said I will like to know
more about her lucky guy and she said; My guy
is a fine boy, he lives in London, his
surname
is Dan Fodio he's a native of Ibadan, his
name is
Chinedu, he plays for Arsenal fc, he was the
former
coach of barca, he contested for America
president
but Obama went and begged him so he
stepped
down. Last holiday, he took me to London, when
we
were in the plane, two men came with
parachute to
sell lacasera and gala for us, we couldn't
reach
London on time because of traffic, as if traffic
was
not enough, we even had a flat tyre, she
said FRSC
came and tow their plane off the road for
another
plane that is coming, and there was heat in the
plane
so they came out to catch breeze.
I, almost fainted. I later told her that God will
bless
their relationship, that I am not interested
again!