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Yansh Pad Is Trending. by lalaponcus(m): 4:22pm On Jul 26, 2014
A female blogger on Stelladimokokorkus.com posted this ooo
NYASH PAD (or ass pad or buttocks pad)

This days in Nigeria, you hardly find a girl that doesn't have a big and attractive nyash again on the streets. Ok, naturally am a very quiet and observant person(I always appear calm). An incident in church yesterday(mid week service prompted me to write this. In my church, our assistant choir leader, Sister Toyin(not real name) climbed the stage to lead in praises , you needed to see her ass*(not happy using this word). It was so big as in big, it was so obvious because everyone knew sister Toyin has a flat ass. She was the kind of sister that was everywhere in church, very pretty and slim but her shortcoming was her ass. Everyone was suprised to see the miracle that happened. And I guess this was so obvious because she was wearing a rather too big size for her slim figure.

Another friend of mine told me that nyash pad boasts her self confidence. She can't step out of her house for any reason without wearing a nyash pad. This was confirmed the day I went visiting at her place, I needed to make an urgent call and asked her to escort me just outside the gate to get airtime, she told me to give her some minutes to put on her nyash pad. I was like just outside the gate

My cousin announced to us her female cousins when she was preparing for her trad wedding to better go buy nyash pad so that our 'ashebi' dresses will fit better

I would really want to know if am the only one that see this nyash pad thing as very strange, trust we Nigerian ladys, we can overdo things a lot.

I have also heard that:

1. Nyash pad reduces the actual size of the real nyash( doubt if this has been proven scientifically, so can't really say)

2. Once you start using nyash pad, it will be very difficult to stop(then why start at the first place)

In my opinion, I can do the fake eye lashes, nails, hair but this nyash pad thing is a bit delicate. Yes, it is delicate because anyone that looks at you knows this ones I mentioned are fake but the nyash pad is not really known Untill............



I would really like to know the opinions. of my co-BVs on this, as a guy how will you fill when you get attracted to a lady. based on physical looks only to find out that the nyash u admired was fake? Is. there anyway guys detect if a girl is wearing a nyash pad or not??''

Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending. by Nobody: 4:49pm On Jul 26, 2014
lmao. I suspect vivalavida99
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending. by lalaponcus(m): 4:51pm On Jul 26, 2014
BoboYekini: lmao. I suspect vivalavida99
I no sure say na Nairalander write am o.
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending. by Caseless: 5:19pm On Jul 26, 2014
Give me sister toyin's number, and i'l call her and ask her why she had to pad up b4 the lord. Is that d xtain disposition?
In other news , if i find out that a lady has in anyway padded up her azz, that's the end of it. I love nashural!
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending. by CYclone1(f): 7:15pm On Jul 26, 2014
caseless: Give me sister toyin's number, and i'l call her and ask her why she had to pad up b4 the lord.
You sure say na the only reason wey you wan call sister Toyin be that?
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending. by Caseless: 7:43pm On Jul 26, 2014
CYclone1:
You sure say na the only reason wey you wan call sister Toyin be that?
i myt tap d padded bumbum as wel, but that is afta i must hav questioned her.
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending. by Vivalavida99(f): 10:13am On Jul 27, 2014
BoboYekini: lmao. I suspect vivalavida99

embarassed angry
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending. by Nobody: 10:35am On Jul 27, 2014
Vivalavida99:

embarassed angry
kiss
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending. by lalaponcus(m): 12:51pm On Jul 28, 2014
caseless: Give me sister toyin's number, and i'l call her and ask her why she had to pad up b4 the lord. Is that d xtain disposition?
In other news , if i find out that a lady has in anyway padded up her azz, that's the end of it. I love nashural!
good point
Re: Yansh Pad Is Trending. by lalaponcus(m): 12:52pm On Jul 28, 2014
Vivalavida99:

embarassed angry
no vex for the guy abeg o

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