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25 Things Cheaters Say by Project400: 7:57pm On Jul 26, 2014
...got this somewhere and we thought it wise to share.
1. “It just happened!”

2. “Who’re you gonna believe, me or her?”

3. “It’s not what it looks like!”

4. “But I love you!”

5. “I was thinking of you the entire time …"

6. “Why would I need anyone else when I have someone as beautiful, intelligent and sexy as you?”

7. “”I was drunk that night!”

8. “I know I did it before, but that was in the past … Don’t you trust me?

9. “She used mind control.”

10. “It was just one time!”

11. “Stop reading into things!”

12. “It’s hackers, baby … that’s the only way that message could have been sent from my Facebook.”

13. “That’s not a hickey — I had an incident with the vacuum cleaner!”

14. “I don’t love her, I love you!”

15. “I didn’t know what I was doing.”

16. “We fell asleep watching a movie and when I woke up, she was on top of me!”

17. “Why are you asking so many questions? Does it matter where or what time I had dinner?”

18. “God has forgiven me, why can’t you?”

19. “It’s not you, it’s me.”

20. “I thought you trusted me!”

21. “We just fooled around a little.”

22. “Well, I thought you were cheating on me, so …”

23. “I’m working overtime tonight … don’t wait for me.”

24. “I made a mistake.”

25. “She’s just a friend.”

http://www.thefrisky.com/2010-03-15/25-things-cheaters-say/?mobile_redirect=false

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Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Odunharry(m): 8:23pm On Jul 26, 2014
true

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Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Acidosis(m): 8:26pm On Jul 26, 2014
Odunharry: true
very true
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by oluwadanie1(m): 9:03pm On Jul 26, 2014
Acidosis:
very true

Very very true
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Odunharry(m): 9:20pm On Jul 26, 2014
Acidosis:
very true
very very true
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Acidosis(m): 9:33pm On Jul 26, 2014
cheesy
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Sijo01(f): 9:36pm On Jul 26, 2014
26. She's just a friend.

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Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Sijo01(f): 9:44pm On Jul 26, 2014
Acidosis: cheesy


shocked shocked
Is this you
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Acidosis(m): 9:50pm On Jul 26, 2014
Sijo01:


shocked shocked
Is this you
aha!! Yes ooo, longest time!!! How, where, have you been?
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Sijo01(f): 9:56pm On Jul 26, 2014
Acidosis:
aha!! Yes ooo, longest time!!! How, where, have you been?


Been here and there o. you?
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by hakeem4(m): 10:01pm On Jul 26, 2014
This is really true
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Acidosis(m): 10:04pm On Jul 26, 2014
Sijo01:


Been here and there o. you?
wow, nice to have you here oo... I've been here as well smiley
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by ojun50(m): 10:18pm On Jul 26, 2014
It was just one time
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Brimmie(m): 12:34am On Jul 27, 2014
I never get caught! cheesy
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Ladybluecash(f): 12:59am On Jul 27, 2014
Almost true
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by MisterLongman(m): 1:10am On Jul 27, 2014
Brimmie: I never get caught! cheesy
But remember every day for the cheat, One day for broken hearted
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Brimmie(m): 9:09am On Jul 27, 2014
MisterLongman: But remember every day for the cheat, One day for broken hearted
There's always a Plan B wink
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by honeydear(f): 10:40am On Jul 27, 2014
“God has forgiven me, why can’t you?” lol
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Mzjhulz(f): 11:26am On Jul 27, 2014
"Nobody is perfect so 4give my imperfect being"
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by jennylove7575(f): 11:35am On Jul 27, 2014
Cheating is the sweetest game. Particularly wen married. Kai e dey sweet well well.

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Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Nobody: 11:40am On Jul 27, 2014
jennylove7575: Cheating is the sweetest game. Particularly wen married. Kai e dey sweet well well.
infidelity dear i no u r joking.
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by jennylove7575(f): 11:44am On Jul 27, 2014
sameer1212: infidelity dear i no u r joking.
when have pastors start joining nl? Abeg leave dat thing
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Nobody: 11:48am On Jul 27, 2014
jennylove7575: when have pastors start joining nl? Abeg leave dat thing
hmmmm ok oooo. i like ur pics doh tongue
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by nikkypearl(f): 11:49am On Jul 27, 2014
Acidosis:
very true

Honestly truly true angry angry

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Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Houseofglam7(f): 12:11pm On Jul 27, 2014
Spot on!!!
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by sexylogan(m): 12:13pm On Jul 27, 2014
Lol...@ #18...

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Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Acidosis(m): 3:20pm On Jul 27, 2014
nikkypearl:

Honestly truly true angry angry
Guilty? grin
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Acidosis(m): 3:23pm On Jul 27, 2014
honeydear: “God has forgiven me, why can’t you?” lol
cheesy





This thread attracted many viewers, but few comments. E be like OP don knack hammer for una head on this section. cheesy
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by Liamm(m): 3:26pm On Jul 27, 2014
False
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by honeydear(f): 3:58pm On Jul 27, 2014
sexylogan: Lol...@ #18...
18 is so annoying....arrrgghh
Re: 25 Things Cheaters Say by honeydear(f): 3:59pm On Jul 27, 2014
Acidosis:
cheesy





This thread attracted many viewers, but few comments. E be like OP don knack hammer for una head on this section. cheesy
lol

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