Sitting in front of the pew I was held spell bound by the opulence of the pastor, the razzmatazz of his words, the palm top on his hand, the sole of his shoe radiating like a tip of a gold. The suit adorning the frame of his body could only be seen on those shop along the street of Ikoyi and Maryland. I cast my glance beside only to behold a young lady with adoration dripping from her eye, then I just knew she will divorce the husband if she is married or cast away what ever relationship she holds just at the command of the pastor. All around me it was a behemoth of captivation. Men subdued, women adored. Then I remember what a friend who was once into yahoo said to me: you can never get client until you got him captivated, mesmerised and subdued, he went on, it is an act of psychology only mastered by men who understand the weakness inherent in a human being.(I will keep shut over the weakness he highlighted to avoid over indulgence). But here I was sitting, runs a parallel between the weakness mentioned by my friend and how it was being exploited by men wise in the act of display and eloquence. I was jolted out of my reminence by my pastor when he shouted in that western tinted voice, sow and you shall reap, your God aren't a poor man. He went on, how many of you wanna surprise God with 50k, and watch out till the end of this month, you can write a check if you want, ushers can you go around, he roared on and men rose, women grabbed their purse. But at the end of the month you can't hold the pastor to demand the refund of your money if nothing happens because it will be adjured that your faith was weak. Then why do men rage and hauled at the yahoo boys to return their money back, for it might be you have little faith in what the yahoo promised you. Because the yahoo boy within him has no guarantee for what he promised. He only acted out of blind faith that you might believe him. Faith an evidence of something not seen. Who can ever guarantee a reward, pastor or the yahoo boy. Each took the weakness of men and left them to their faith.

Lolz. Seriously they are.

No pastor wants to appear like a pauper before his congregation naw. Abi u want them to be offering N10 for thanksgiving .

If pastor wash u, u no go clean die

I wish the Mods take this to front page let us see the opinion of men

Op, beware.
How can you compare a pastor(a spiritual leader) to a yahoo boy(a Criminal)?

Agreed, there are men who anointed themselves and occupies the office of a pastor, they give true pastors a bad name.

There are true pastors, called by God to do his work, most of them were successful professionals and businessmen before they were called.
You have not been fair to them

tochimajesty: I wish the Mods take this to front page let us see the opinion of men

Nope, I can't post this crap to front page

At Mod, I did crave your indulgence again for front page audiance to get more opinions. Thanks

SuperModerator:
Nope, I can't post this crap to front page

my guy you are not a MoD. Who dash you?