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Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by toludadon(m): 7:03pm On Jul 27, 2014
We received reports Yesterday that the clearly homosexual cross-dresser suspect arrested at the site of the bomb explosion on Maj. General Buhari’s life at Kawo marketin Kaduna, has said that Asari Dokubo, the Niger Delta terrorizing leader paid N1 million each to five members of the assassination squadto kill the General last week.A clearly homosexual man dressed as a woman was arrested shortly after the attempt on Buhari’s life in the vicinity of the explosion; and waslinked to the assassination attempt according to the DSS.A suicide bomber driving a Toyota Sienna chased and rammed into the General’s car and set off an explosion that injured three aides and killed over 80 at the market close by.However the reality of the story as ismost obvious is that the homosexualcross-dresser suspect arrested likely had no connection to the Buhari bombing. Remember the suicide bomber chased the Buhari convoy for a considerable distance before getting close enough to detonate his bombs at the market.It is improbable and frankly impossible for the suicide bomber tohave remained unscathed (1), been a cross-dresser homosexual (2) at the same time and been caught by the hopeless Nigerian security services at the scene of the crime (3). That is three impossibilities of equal weight.The suicide bomber was definitely blown to bits when the car exploded killing dozens in the vicinity; was not gay and was not successfully caught by our barely existent security men.The Nigerian security men simply picked up a cross-dresser queer individual and claimed this was the suspect and later that he was even the master-mind, to pretend some efficiency and wash-away the case.After beating the gajeezeez out of the cross-dresser, he is singing the songs that come to his mind — that ‘Asari Dokubo sponsored five of them with 1 million naira a piece them to kill ex-head of state, General Buhari.’With the ‘rubbish’ being advertised inthis investigation, the APC has described the handling of terror and insurgency in Nigeria as clearly beyond the capacity of the Jonathan government and called on an urgent international investigation of the assassination attempt.Quoting their statement:“Could the person who drove the vehicle that was rammed into the General’s convoy have survived the explosion that was triggered by that action? Could the innocent passers-by who died in the blast not have been arrested and paraded as the ‘suspected masterminds’ if they had survived the blast? Clearly, the arrest of the pervert and his sickening description as a ‘suspectedmastermind’ have kick-started the process of muddling the waters, as isusually the case with such high-profile cases.“This is why an urgent international inquiry into the attack is desirable and imperative, and anyone who is committed to an impartial probe of the attack on the opposition leader should embrace our call.”Media commentators were a bit pleasantly surprised that the usually doubting Asari Dokubo immediately tweeted that he believed the assassination; and explained that hesaw it as a plan by elements to cause chaos in Nigeria to enable a military take-over. Assuming he is not the prime suspect spilling the beans, this is evidently some progress in people’s attitudes in Nigeria.Nigeria is in perilous times.

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Re: Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by toludadon(m): 7:04pm On Jul 27, 2014

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Re: Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by Nobody: 7:07pm On Jul 27, 2014
Really?

Re: Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by Firefire(m): 7:07pm On Jul 27, 2014
Funny cool
Re: Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by mascot87(m): 7:09pm On Jul 27, 2014
If this is true then all I have to say is gegen

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Re: Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by Nobody: 7:11pm On Jul 27, 2014
Pathetic attempt at lying. Even that pathological liar El Rufai can not even dream this up.

Re: Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by mascot87(m): 7:14pm On Jul 27, 2014
toludadon: We received reports Yesterday that the clearly homosexual cross-dresser suspect arrested at the site of the bomb explosion on Maj. General Buhari’s life at Kawo marketin Kaduna, has said that Asari Dokubo, the Niger Delta terrorizing leader paid N1 million each to five members of the assassination squadto kill the General last week.A clearly homosexual man dressed as a woman was arrested shortly after the attempt on Buhari’s life in the vicinity of the explosion; and waslinked to the assassination attempt according to the DSS.A suicide bomber driving a Toyota Sienna chased and rammed into the General’s car and set off an explosion that injured three aides and killed over 80 at the market close by.However the reality of the story as ismost obvious is that the homosexualcross-dresser suspect arrested likely had no connection to the Buhari bombing. Remember the suicide bomber chased the Buhari convoy for a considerable distance before getting close enough to detonate his bombs at the market.It is improbable and frankly impossible for the suicide bomber tohave remained unscathed (1), been a cross-dresser homosexual (2) at the same time and been caught by the hopeless Nigerian security services at the scene of the crime (3). That is three impossibilities of equal weight.The suicide bomber was definitely blown to bits when the car exploded killing dozens in the vicinity; was not gay and was not successfully caught by our barely existent security men.The Nigerian security men simply picked up a cross-dresser queer individual and claimed this was the suspect and later that he was even the master-mind, to pretend some efficiency and wash-away the case.After beating the gajeezeez out of the cross-dresser, he is singing the songs that come to his mind — that ‘Asari Dokubo sponsored five of them with 1 million naira a piece them to kill ex-head of state, General Buhari.’With the ‘rubbish’ being advertised inthis investigation, the APC has described the handling of terror and insurgency in Nigeria as clearly beyond the capacity of the Jonathan government and called on an urgent international investigation of the assassination attempt.Quoting their statement:“Could the person who drove the vehicle that was rammed into the General’s convoy have survived the explosion that was triggered by that action? Could the innocent passers-by who died in the blast not have been arrested and paraded as the ‘suspected masterminds’ if they had survived the blast? Clearly, the arrest of the pervert and his sickening description as a ‘suspectedmastermind’ have kick-started the process of muddling the waters, as isusually the case with such high-profile cases.“This is why an urgent international inquiry into the attack is desirable and imperative, and anyone who is committed to an impartial probe of the attack on the opposition leader should embrace our call.”Media commentators were a bit pleasantly surprised that the usually doubting Asari Dokubo immediately tweeted that he believed the assassination; and explained that hesaw it as a plan by elements to cause chaos in Nigeria to enable a military take-over. Assuming he is not the prime suspect spilling the beans, this is evidently some progress in people’s attitudes in Nigeria.Nigeria is in perilous times.

Why didn't he mention Atiku or Tinubu or @least hid under the shadow of Boko haram? Why did the name Asari Dokubo be so quick to come to his mouth. Of all the people in Nigeria,na him name come the guy brain? Their is something fishing

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Re: Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by Forzap: 7:15pm On Jul 27, 2014
Joke of d century grin
Re: Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by Nobody: 7:16pm On Jul 27, 2014
mascot87:

Why didn't he mention Atiku or Tinubu or @least hid under the shadow of Boko haram? Why did the name Asari Dokubo be so quick to come to his mouth. Of all the people in Nigeria,na him name come the guy brain? Their is something fishing

If a line up was arranged the fagg0t will not be able to identify Asari.

This is pure lies!
Re: Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by lekkie073(m): 7:18pm On Jul 27, 2014
This one na super story cheesy
Re: Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by mascot87(m): 7:37pm On Jul 27, 2014
WombRaiders:

If a line up was arranged the fagg0t will not be able to identify Asari.

This is pure lies!

What he his able to? Just asking
Re: Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by pixtuk(m): 7:41pm On Jul 27, 2014
All dat comes to mind is APC....Show him 10 pictures of nigerians including asari‘s nd i bet he wont identify asari


ALL HAIL APC cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by Nobody: 7:47pm On Jul 27, 2014
mascot87:

What he his able to? Just asking

Re: Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by Nobody: 7:48pm On Jul 27, 2014
Why move it to jokes? Delete this deadly lie.

Abokis want to steer their almajiris to start attacking southerners in the north in a bid to cause anarchy and then ask their drones in the army to stage a coup.
Re: Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by Tallesty1(m): 8:04pm On Jul 27, 2014
mascot87:

Why didn't he mention Atiku or Tinubu or @least hid under the shadow of Boko haram? Why did the name Asari Dokubo be so quick to come to his mouth. Of all the people in Nigeria,na him name come the guy brain? Their is something fishing
So you believed this crap?
Re: Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by Nobody: 9:19pm On Jul 27, 2014
In M.I's voice; av u eaten 2day








#op, hw am I suppose to bliv this#
Re: Asari Paid Us To Kill Buhari, Others by Nobody: 9:28pm On Jul 27, 2014
Smh... raised to power 5...

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