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THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 8:03pm On Oct 14, 2008
After the Riot,
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Lagos Nigeria.

Everybody had to be off the streets before 10pm or risk being shot by the soldiers.
However one Nigerian citizen was shot at 9.45pm.

"Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer.

"I know where he lives,it will take him more than 15 minutes to get there" he replied, " he wouldn't have made it."
Re: THE CURFEW by dani1luv: 8:09pm On Oct 14, 2008
nice. cheesy

ALL HAIL THE KING OF JOKES cool
Re: THE CURFEW by Azo(m): 8:12pm On Oct 14, 2008
thats cool cool cool cool
but heard it before
Re: THE CURFEW by dani1luv: 8:17pm On Oct 14, 2008
yhu heard it. bt ba mistake
Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 8:21pm On Oct 14, 2008
no mind am
Re: THE CURFEW by Azo(m): 8:27pm On Oct 14, 2008
how u take know
Re: THE CURFEW by dreday(m): 9:08pm On Oct 14, 2008
Can only happen in Lagos.
Nice joke
Re: THE CURFEW by ituen(m): 3:09am On Oct 15, 2008
nice
Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 9:43am On Oct 15, 2008
agreed
Re: THE CURFEW by Scopium: 5:00pm On Oct 15, 2008
[size=13pt]I've not heard it before[/size]
Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 5:02pm On Oct 15, 2008
you have heard it now.
bring your thanks.

hennessy accepted
Re: THE CURFEW by bydot1(m): 5:23pm On Oct 15, 2008
grin Sam, you are mouthed jawe
Re: THE CURFEW by bydot1(m): 5:24pm On Oct 15, 2008
grin Sam, you are mouthed jawe
Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 5:46pm On Oct 15, 2008
what language is mouthed jawe?
Re: THE CURFEW by princesa(f): 7:42pm On Oct 15, 2008
I LOVE THE WISDOM OF SOILDERS grin
INFACT I CAN DIE FOR THEM cool
Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 7:44pm On Oct 15, 2008
are u sure?
Re: THE CURFEW by ituen(m): 9:19pm On Oct 15, 2008
see our women?
Re: THE CURFEW by studio43(m): 9:24pm On Oct 15, 2008
they are unpredictable
Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 9:41pm On Oct 15, 2008
princessa is suprising us these days
Re: THE CURFEW by bydot1(m): 10:00pm On Oct 15, 2008
Na so women matter be, @sam, i mean you get mouth!
Re: THE CURFEW by ElosAgos(m): 10:30pm On Oct 15, 2008
princesa:

I LOVE THE WISDOM OF SOILDERS grin
INFACT I CAN DIE FOR THEM cool

It shouldn't be "INFACT I CAN DIE FOR THEM"

It should be "IN FACT I CAN GET KILLED BY THEM"
Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 10:52pm On Oct 15, 2008
thank you newbie
Re: THE CURFEW by ituen(m): 4:33am On Oct 16, 2008
This na the first newbie wey get sense

Others na dunce
Re: THE CURFEW by Scopium: 8:40am On Oct 16, 2008
ituen:

This na the first newbie wey get sense

Others na dunce

[size=13pt]You were once a dunce newbie till I groomed you[/size]
Re: THE CURFEW by princesa(f): 10:57am On Oct 16, 2008
@all
you are all getting jealous that i cant die for you cool
i dont move with civillians
they are not my groove, soilders are the KOKO cheesy

@NEWBIE

i forgive you for now cos obviously u are new and havnt got any experience
yet on whom you should fear and who u shouldnt angry
Re: THE CURFEW by Scopium: 12:35pm On Oct 16, 2008
[size=13pt]Newbie I ma milk this game like bosom, gurls thinking I'm coolie[/size]
Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 12:50pm On Oct 16, 2008
tupac is alive, halleluya
Re: THE CURFEW by Scopium: 2:12pm On Oct 16, 2008
[size=13pt]And Biggie is still dead smiley[/size]
Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 2:17pm On Oct 16, 2008
we will hold you responsible for his death
Re: THE CURFEW by dyabman(m): 2:26pm On Oct 16, 2008
which court are we going cos im a witness SAM
Re: THE CURFEW by Scopium: 3:08pm On Oct 16, 2008
[size=13pt]Witness to what? Witness to your own sickness?[/size]
Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 3:09pm On Oct 16, 2008
hey, thats rude. he is a witness and will be put on the witness protection program

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