softsparkyy: okay naaaa


I hate it when I ask for sharwama and he gets me fish.

I hate it when I am still awake and he is sleeping peacefully.

I hate it when he offers me meat and I declined, He will finish it without petting or asking me a second time.

I hate it when he sleeps without holding me.

I hate it when he holds me while sleeping.

I hate it when he avoids fighting with me even though he know say na trouble I dey look for.

I hate it when I'm crying thinking he will hold me and pet me he will be busy checking out his muscles in the mirror.







Still loading.....shey na complain thread be this.

E be like say u no well.

Nobleval: I hate it when every woman I meet ask me for my phone number. i hate it when the girl next door starts sending "come and take me" signals to my humble personality I hate it when most girls I met starts fighting over me

wake up from ur reverie

roman001: hw abt gals dressd wthout bras in public places.i dey laugh .

Note this!!
I said streets and not beaches or pools or clubs where some girls wear bikinis

And ya girls walk without bra in some culture'

AlfaSeltzer:

exactly! we can't help being men. That's why real women love us.

That makes feminism a crap. It should be abandoned project. Moreover,it won't find a root and if it does,it won't blossom.

I hate it when girls try to blackmail guys by crying unnecessarily.

I hate a smelling douse.*straight face*

e dey pain me when a girl pretents she dose not like sex but it boils me when a girl thinks that she is doing the best more than you in the relationship simply becos she is allowing u to have sex with her in a relationship

redgem:
Note this!!
I said streets and not beaches or pools or clubs where some girls wear bikinis

And ya girls walk without bra in some culture'

u r furious,i neva said naked ,i meant dressd normally bt no bra underneath.av seen many even @market sqrs

1. I hate it when a man keeps perstering you for sex and when you eventually agrees only to find out he has a tiny broom as penis.

2. In fact, I hate it even most when the tiny pennis cannot perform more than 5 mins! Gosh, why waste my useful time nah?

2. I hate when a lover doesn't know that pre-intimacy before the main thing is a faster way to reach orgasm.

3. I hate it when a man feels a lady is cheap simply becasue she loves him enough not to be bothering him with unnecessary demands.

4. I so much hate it when a man goes bragging he has straffed the girl, when in actual sense his JT refuse to perform.

5. Lastly for now, I hate it when a guy says he loves me simply because he wants punny. Which kind rough play be that nah?

i hate guirls that claim to be free with all guys ;Di hate guirls that claim to be free with all guys

roman001: u r furious,i neva said naked ,i meant dressd normally bt no bra underneath.av seen many even @market sqrs

Funny... You weren't specific earlier so, I picked one.
Okay! Thank God you said she was dressed but without bra but I said guys with undies eg boxers besides, most girls have tea cup b.r.e.a.st that can go without wearing bra..

GentleMimi: @ Pickabeau1
Hmmmmm, a pretty lady is easily forgiven. True. Diff strokes for diff folks sha. I admire ''appearances'' and get attracted occassionally. But its usually just a mere flinting phase which gets boring with time. Depth and character keeps me hooked
Making excuses for lapses from fellow male folks?...eku ise.

Gentle..? Oh yes! *tongue out*

I do not like ('hate' is a strong word) it when girls use such consistently poor grammar in texts. Hurts the eyes.
What happened to the days when girls universally had impeccable grammar?

redgem:
Funny... You weren't specific earlier so, I picked one.
Okay! Thank God you said she was dressed but without bra but I said guys with undies eg boxers besides, most girls have tea cup b.r.e.a.st that can go without wearing bra..

ok.i hate gals wth medium-extra large breast dressd without bras underneath.a guy wth boxers probably jst bought a new one n wants u 2knw he's got more than öne boxer shorts .feel free wth me nt all men ar d same.

roman001: ok.i hate gals wth medium-extra large breast dressd without bras underneath.

Hmmm...its quite hard for you to find girls with medium b o o bs without bra and very difficult to find girls with extra large b o o bs without bra

I hate it wen ladies feel dey ar to b handled lik an egg and believe men are to be handled lik a bag Dangote Cement.... I hate it wen ladies can't do without Brazilian hair wen their CGP falls bellow 1.0.... On which head dem dey put d Brazilian hair sef ?

I hate it wen a guy feels a lady should be his footmat....

I hate it when ladies pretend they dont like intimacy. Na their hobby sef.

I hate it when ladies pretend they dont like to be yansh. Na their hobby sef.

Elantracey: I hate it when guys think all girls are the same.

Is true though,
I,m Allergic to gurls that if you excuse them they think you want to toast them,

When after they joyously indulge, they quickly snap back around to act like they regret something.

tosyne2much: I hate it wen ladies feel dey ar to b handled lik an egg and believe men are to be handled lik a bag Dangote Cement.... I hate it wen ladies can't do without Brazilian hair wen their CGP falls bellow 1.0.... On which head dem dey put d Brazilian hair sef ?

i love 2b as solid as a rock while she is as fragile as an egg.one man's banana is another man's plantain chip.

Girls have more to offer than sex,girls stop seeing sex as an asset plz,

chuxyz: that's for you... Those days i was in school i like going close to ladies that tops the class. Up till date i still like hanging around intelligent ladies. Sex is not everything guy so speak for yourself.

U should get a Medal 4 surviving the friendzone dat long Bruv

Savigne: I hate it when guys can't accept "No" as "No". I hate it when I give guys my pin and the first message they send is "Hey sweets"..."Sup honey"..... I hate it when cute guys start feeling funky liek they are God's gift to Women folk....Puhleaz

hahahahahahaha... This is funny.. Laff wan tear my belle

gemini35: Girls have more to offer than sex,girls stop seeing sex as an asset plz,

TELL THEM!

roman001: i love 2b as solid as a rock while she is as fragile as an egg.one man's banana is another man's plantain chip.

u aint getting me right.. Am pretty sure u wrongly misinterpreted me.

GentleMimi: @ Pickabeau1
Hmmmmm, a pretty lady is easily forgiven. True. Diff strokes for diff folks sha. I admire ''appearances'' and get attracted occassionally. But its usually just a mere flinting phase which gets boring with time. Depth and character keeps me hooked
Making excuses for lapses from fellow male folks?...eku ise.

Gentle..? Oh yes! *tongue out*

See?... women also scope guys

I'm averse to it whn a gal finks cos she hs sm physical endowments the world begins and ends at her feet..ignored lyk otitan!!!...

With your small thing? Na person wey go tear your V you dey look for, God go helep you find.

ChiFirstLady: Babe,this one annoys me.True talk abeg

gentledove: It annoys me when guys think every lady who appreciate them and laughs innocently is an easy prey to be f---ked

it sounds like a riddle when guys are too full of themselves to say sorry for any offence committed.

it is annoying when guys feel women are to be treated like trash - 'do the dishes, wash the clothes, cook and at night, lay down and let me Bleep you afterwards carry my baby and deliver then breastfeed - mind you, my food must be regular and my clothes must be washed' mentality.

it is strange when their family members hurt their wives and they still condemn the woman for whatever....

Men - it is funny when all they think of is sex, sex, sex. lol. You want to just be cuddled and phew, 'john thomas' is already rigid, ready for action and you wonder, boy, i just want you to cuddle me na, not f--k me. lolllssss.

Thank God i am a woman sha. lolssss

Hmmm..Gentledove..Ok comment loading..Btw...Gimme 1 minute.

Omomehn: I think i shld comment on d topic of discussion nw. I hate it when girls get lazy in bed, getting tired after say 45mins. The most annoying is when they wont try out other styles bt wld rather stick 2 d missionary shit. Boring folks!

So on point. Nigerian girls and missionary are like siamese twins. Lazy things!

I hate it wen guys pretend to love a girl just to hv sex wit her

I hate it wen a guy innocently spends money on a girl n the girl starts think she dun catch mugu!

It happens to me a lot...