Seun: The importance of having a dog cannot be overemphasized here. Dogs are great danger alerters. Hamzat should have had one at the back seat of his car.
RIP to the dead.


Berem: This particular incompetent government we have self! How could that particular road be left untarred all this years?? **Obiagelli whispers into her ears**
Thanks Nnwane..
Okay that road was good,but why is it that El-rufai's sons don't use to hear word? Where was he coming from by that time of the day?
Hian..


Cleverly: I can bet with my lunch and dinner that the shoeless one and his PDP has a hand in this!


Obiagelli: This country needs change and i stand for it. We know who did this,only time will tell.


Idowuogbo: **Takes a long look at Hamzat's picture**
And he's such a cutie! Please,how can i get his BB pin and phone number??


AndyBlaze : **Sobs** Hamza,i will really miss you. You were the only real friend i had in this world. I remember how we ate from the same plate and travelled the world together....


Dozzybaba: Only one beggarly,nylon poo carrying onye ofe boy would have done this! Tunde Salam,why kill the boy while trying to steal his car..ehn?


Nnewi1stson: Too bad this young man had to die this early. He ought to have inhaled abit of GEJ's 'Fresh Air'..his life could have been saved.


Cramjones: While serving in the same government with Nasir,i never knew he was this accursed! I've told him times without number to wash his head with holy coconut,now it has come to this.
Rip Hamza
#El-Rufai on the brink!!
#He would die childless oo!!


Anago9010 Y.ibos..y.ibos! They never cease to amaze me with their flat heads! In a bid to remove the engine of the car,they crushed the poor boy to death..i know that ashapa slum dweller Dozie Roberts was among them!
Fvuked up dumb slowpoke from upper iweka.
Peace!


mencade5: I hope nothing happened to his deeek??


Idumuose: supporters of APC are at it again!APC cry babies! Whether Hamzat dies or not GEJ till 2019!


5.00 CGPA: IBO PEOPLE AND JONATHAN WANT TO SACTIFIES THE BOY SO THAT HE WILL WIN 2015!


Musiwa: This FCT is not in the map of Western Nigeria . It is another country. We use to tell your father.
Rest in peace.
President Musiwa(Western Nigeria)




Disclaimer: This comments are mere satires of the online personalities/handles that have them. Lets have fun....!
Please add yours,lol.

Brb

reading the reactions, i gave up on Humanity!

suwailad: reading the reactions, i gave up on Humanity!

Don't give up on humanity, give up on d mistake called Nigeria

LMAO!!

hahahaha beremole

*drops pot of palm oil stew from gas cooker*

hmmmm...rocgirl. You got this time.

As usual....

This is quite unfortunate, his deeek is now useless to his girlfriend. The annoying thing right now is that his girlfriend in a matter of days will start fvcking another dude's deeek.

Such is life

berem: LMAO!!

lol
op you are bad walahi

LOL .


Chairman Gbawe nko?

Idumuose: "why I believe the guy committed suicide to curry sympathy for his Father El-Rufai"

But Op you be confirm clown

neena: LOL .


Chairman Gbawe nko?

hahahahaha!! I was about writing something on Chairman but I don't know how to write long epistles.

@rocgirl,nice one you got there!

NgeneUkwenu: Idumuose: "why I believe the guy committed suicide to curry sympathy for his Father El-Rufai"

But Op you be confirm clown

Idumuose the confused conspiracy theorist.

berem: hahahahaha!! I was about writing something on Chairman but I don't know how to write long epistles.
@rocgirl,nice one you got there!

Exactly!

NgeneUkwenu: Idumuose: "why I believe the guy committed suicide to curry sympathy for his Father El-Rufai"
But Op you be confirm clown

Lol. Se.un would have put it on fp.

Na wa ooo...


op, you're a psychologist?

You got them gan!

To be honest, I did wonder how many bags of rice would be cooked during the funeral.

Thank God, my name was not mentioned!

Shalom!

Musiwa : This fct is not in the map of Republic of Odua. It is another country. We use to tell your father.
Rest in peace.
President Musiwa.

Op is this for real or you made it up?

NgeneUkwenu: Idumuose: "why I believe the guy committed suicide to curry sympathy for his Father El-Rufai"

But Op you be confirm clown

Are you sure it's not jonathan who killed d boy?

Berem :

This particular incompetent government we have self! How could that particular road be left untarred all this years?? **Obiagelli whispers into her ears**
Thanks Nnwane..
Okay that road was good,but why is it that El-rufai's sons don't use to hear word? Where was he coming from by that time of the day?
Hian..

this useless handle needs to be destroyed. even the mention of her name should be replaced with stupidity

da 2nd cud only have come frm such a local birdbrainer

Not a surprise at all some fools had to mention Jonathan and the PDP. Cursed bar.stards!

The foolishness of ediots like berem and cleverlystup1d are mind boggling

WombRaiders:

this useless handle needs to be destroyed. even the mention of her name should be replaced with stupidity

well said bruv! well said.

shizzleStar: Not a surprise at all some fools had to mention Jonathan and the PDP. Cursed bar.stards!

Some(or all) of those statements are made up depending on the online personality of the monikers mentioned there. The OP should have clearly stated it.

This is very hilarious. Nice one Op.

Idrismusty97: Some(or all) of those statements are made up depending on the online personality of the monikers mentioned there. The OP should have clearly stated it.

Some people are unteachable!

berem: hahahahaha!! I was about writing something on Chairman but I don't know how to write long epistles.

@rocgirl,nice one you got there!

Thanks.

Right Honorable Patrick Obahiagbon, The Grammar Meister Extraordinaire : It was with consternation, dismay, outrage, and a palpable heart-rending sense of inconsolable bereavement that I learned inter-alia on this sad and melancholy-infused day about the untimely transition of Mallam El Rufai's heir-apparent and son, into the boundless cosmic continuum of eternal suspended animation, during the course of an unfortunate, tragic and calamitous vehicular imbroglio which transpired in far away Abuja Nigeria.

May the Almighty Arbitrator of all Things Sanctimonious and The Grand Exalted Umpire of the Stratospheric Realm ensure that the departed soul is accorded a befitting welcome reception in consonance with a person of his standing, when he makes his final instrument approach and landing into the hallowed portals of The Great Beyond. Amen

hayorbaami: This is very hilarious. Nice one Op.

Thanks.