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Annoying Son by Nobody: 1:33pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
CONVERSATION BETWEEN DAD AND HIS ANNOYING SON Father: Son can u plz go buy me a soft drink Son: Coke or Pepsi? Father: Coke Son: Diet or regular? Father: Regular Son: Bottle or can? Father: Bottle Son: 500ml or 1liter? Father: Damn it !!!! Just buy me water!!!! Son: Natural or mineral? Father: Mineral Son: Hot or cold? Father: Im gonna strike u with a broom u idiot Son: Stick broom or soft broom? Father: Stop this u little animal Son: Cow or pig? Father: Get the hell out of here u bastard!!!! Son: Now or later? Father: Now!!!! Son: So u gonna throw me out or not? Father: Im gonna kill u!!!! Son: With a gun or knife? Father: Am gonna shoot u little bastard!!!! Son: On the head or stomach? Father: You pest!!!! Son: Cockroach or rat? Father: Bleep you!!!! Son: With or without a condom? Father: (Faints) Son: Are u dead or sleeping?... |
Re: Annoying Son by Nobody: 1:43pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Bola, a 35 year old man, was driving in his Prado Jeep with his friend, Tommy. Along a stretch of a deserted road somewhere in Lagos, the car suddenly jerked and stopped. Bola and Tommy looked at each other. Bola tried the ignition but the car kept spluttering. He opened his door and as he got out of the car, his foot got caught in his 'Agbada' and he fell flat on his face, knocked out senseless. Tommy ran to him and tried to revive him. Bola was still breathing but he needed help fast. Tommy squinted his eyes and saw a signboard; 'GRACE HOSPITAL' up the street. Tommy ran the few metres to the hospital. He fell twice on the ground but managed to get to the hospital, panting. As he burst into the reception, startling the Nurses, he panted urgently. 'Sir, what is wrong with you?' One of the Nurses asked in alarm. TOMMY: (Panting) ...Yeh..Bola...Bola...Bola...i s... NURSE: ( Screams) Ebola! He has Ebola! Come and see how the Nurses, the two doctors on duty, the cleaners, Matron, Security Men and even a patient who had just been operated on and was still groggy from the anaesthesia, jumped through windows, doors and balconies! (C) Charles Novia 2014 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Son by Nobody: 8:21pm On Sep 07, 2014 |
Akpos and his wife laid in the bed, about to sleep when his wife quizzed him on where he was during the day: WIFE: You were reeking of feminine scent when you came home, where did you get it? AKPOS: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi. WIFE: What about the lipstick on your mouth? AKPOS: Oh! I got it from my friend Cynthia whom I was congratulating for passing her exam. WIFE: What about the used condoms in your pocket? AKPOS: Hey, leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep. WIFE: (crying) This is not fair at all! When I use them, I don’t bring them home. AKPOS: (sitting erect on the bed) What did you say?! WIFE: Leave me alone I want to sleep gud evening. |
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