A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. Dyabman, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage. I love my fiancée, very much, but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my future wife will be put off by them." "No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.
CuteAngel, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up her mom. "Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the
morning my breath is truly awful." "Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning." "No, you don't
understand. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my new husband will not want to sleep in the same room with me."
Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is, not to say a word until you've brushed your teeth. Not a word," her mother affirmed. Well, she thought it was certainly worth a try. The loving couple were finally married in a beautiful ceremony. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well. That is, until about six months later. Shortly before dawn, Dyabman wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed. This, of course, woke CuteAngel and without thinking, she immediately asks, "What on earth are
you doing?"
"Oh, no!" he gasped in shock, "You've swallowed my sock!"

Jazzy and scopium again

Scopium:

[size=13pt]Glad we don't have such problem [/size]

Don't you wish?

ituen:

Jazzy and scopium again

I don tire oo

Scopium:

[size=13pt]Glad we don't have such problem [/size]

stop pretending , thats exactly what u guyz are going through

my brother dyab

u just dey speak my mind for here

abi ooooooooo

all mumu n jealous

nobody is envying ur embryo friendship

hmmm

:p

embryo friendship

:p

we hear you

i said WE

@ Jazzy J

Why u nor tell us say na the problem wey una (Jazz+Scopium) the face be dat?

na so i tell them oooooooooo

well since them don table the matter for hia, we go look for a better solution.

dyabman:

i said WE

[size=13pt]Mr we speak for yourself[/size]

[size=13pt]@ Cuteangel
What put you in this behaviour? Where did you get that BS from? [/size]

u know people change everyday

Noooooooo he likes me that way

UMMMM

who told you dat

im lazy to read for now. . . Ill come back later. Je suis desole. . . . Eya pele. . . . Tui Pu Chi. . . Minta Maaf. . . .

This is so funny

gabrywyl:

I'm lazy to read for now. . . Ill come back later. Je suis desole. . . . Eya pele. . . . Tui Pu Chi. . . Minta Maaf. . . .

i know ur tired, come back to bed

ituen leave her alone
i missed her so much all dis while
now u wanna take her away again
no oooo
i wont allow it