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Abeg Who I Come Be? by Nobody: 11:26pm On Jul 31, 2014
I visited my girlfriend last Friday, when
She went to the bathroom to shower, her phone rang and i picked it up and saw
C. Ronaldo calling.
I didn't answer ooo. After that moment
another call came and it was Fabregas
calling.
Hmmm! i was a little bit nervous but i
remained calm.
I said to myself does it mean dis girl is a
celebrity and i don't know about it? that was
not enough, another call came in with the
name saved Mikel Obi calling.
Something stroked my mind later and i
realized she has intentionally saved the
numbers according to the football players
in relation to how cute her guy friends are so i decided to dial my
numbers too.
I dialed my first number and oh my God,
guess what.... i saw Balotteli calling.
Hmmm, i didn't talk ooo and i dialed my
2nd number to my surprise i saw taye taiwo...! Hmmmmm no comment, i go on and dial my
3rd number too and i started weeping
profusely. I fainted and was admitted to
hospital. so what player's name do u think
made me fainted...?? Who can guess
Re: Abeg Who I Come Be? by Rapsainot(m): 11:28pm On Jul 31, 2014
BANCE grin BANCE
Re: Abeg Who I Come Be? by Rapsainot(m): 11:29pm On Jul 31, 2014
front page please
Re: Abeg Who I Come Be? by Nobody: 3:28am On Aug 01, 2014
lol, possibly Frank Ribery
Re: Abeg Who I Come Be? by MillionDollars: 1:28pm On Aug 02, 2014
I for say suarez but i no think say u dey bite!!
Re: Abeg Who I Come Be? by Nobody: 7:47pm On Aug 02, 2014
Lol I no dey bite and wen d time is right I'l reveal the person
MillionDollars: I for say suarez but i no think say u dey bite!!
Re: Abeg Who I Come Be? by jotey(m): 11:31pm On Aug 02, 2014
Rapsainot: BANCE grin BANCE
lwkmd. grin

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