Weddings are for women.

freshPikin:



Go find omo wash that bedsheet.

Unfortunately, bed sheet had travelled miles away why making attempt. The blood dropped on d matrass. Wifey tried to clean it but no way!

I dont know why people are so obsessed with sex. Haba, I still think it is an enjoyable experience but marriage is beyond sex alone. I'm discombobulated to learn such a thought was on someone's mind, right at the altar!

Abeg wetin be aisle?

OdenigboAroli: My mind was blank but and I wanted the day to go by real fast. However,the Wify seems to be having a blast. Well,my best part was when we hit the dance floor....chai, I lost control....Nevertheless, it was a memorable day. I think women enjoy weddings more than men.

U don't nneed to think broda; woomen njoi it far far far far more dan men, it is dia best day!

;DNothing was going through my aisle while walking down d mind.

Av nt walk dow d aisle ooooooo.am stilll mr young boy, bt I kw wat will b goin thruuuuu my mind wen d tym comes.lemme tellll u. When walkn down d aisle,I myt b likeeee. Chai,so am not getting on with carooooooo,shey can kissss dieee. I cnt bliv am not marrying jane.no more blowww Jb. And bellla,chaiii she lv it wen I back Bleep her.mehnnnn no more bk bleeeepnn oooo..chai diaris god oooooo. and anita sefffff,she lv putin my ben johnson in her mouth. Now no more lickn of my ben johnson............can't blv am gettn down with nkechi...from awa village....her own na to dey do am mama and papa style..e nogo swittt naaaaaaaa.abeg....#wispersToNkechi down d aisle. #abeg no vex,I no wan marry u again.I never readddyyy.no vex...my one kobo..una happy new month ooooo.

I wasn't myself cos i was affaid whether any of d others ladies wil raise objection to d marriage due to my series atrocities with women then but thank God none of dem show face to cause wahala.

I neva waka go

hollandis: I will never marry a nigerian,so nothing can possibly go through my mind

who released u from the wild

hollandis: I will never marry a nigerian,so nothing can possibly go through my mind

ehn...who asked you? Mtcheew

etenyong: I wasn't myself cos i was affaid whether any of d others ladies wil raise objection to d marriage due to my series atrocities with women then but thank God none of dem show face to cause wahala.

brosssssssssssss I don been go one weddn like dat wey 2 gals object.omo. Wahala deyyy.wahala cum deyyyy.one just said "was this not d engagement ring u gave me,d babe even bring witness n proofff.d babe shw us letters,test results wey d two of demattend.omo na dia d bride just con dey cry fall for granddd oooome I stay tilllll wahala finish.dem just gt luck say better snaper phone dem nva reach naija dat tym.if not I go use dia wahala gt money for my guy blog.man must wack dat tym.bt I donchange nw o

hollandis: I will never marry a nigerian,so nothing can possibly go through my mind

see this small girl o

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Nothing really, I was perfect...
Wasn't even acting like it was my wedding day sef
Till my hubby started reading his vows to me,
I broke down in tears...after the vow I was back to my normal sef...

My wedding didn't take much time, bc I was really sick, fell ill to the point of being hospitalized 2weeks to my day...
I just wanted to sleep all thru the occasion..lol

I must add my hubby was happier sef, the way the nigg@ was seriously smiling shaa
People fit think say na me dey marry am (via expenses)

And when he was asked by the video man why he be smiling more than bride...he said he won't understand (I wonder what that means)

Space book

tenry: Lots of things on my mind,the fact that I cannot hand out with friends without restriction or keep late at night, I did a random check of the few people already sitted to know if Debola(not real name),the lady I sampled last who treatened to come and act drama on my wedding day was around or not. The fear of providing for two and more when children come. Above all, how I would disvirgin my wife who had refused me access till wedding night. Such a disciplined wife, well brought up by loving parents and remained virgin till 28. It is rear! As envisaged, it was though braking the thick hymen,the deed was done the following day, leaving blood stain on our bed till now as a mark of rememberance.

While ur wife remain a virgin till ur weddin night, u go on a bleeping spree abi. U keep ur own bride to be virgin till marriage bt disvirgin other ppl brides. Most guys will be claimin they can't marry a virgin, it's a big fat lie. They cherish virgin alot. They keep theirs bt chop others outside.
Gals dont fall for their lies.
God is watching u in 3D

It was like mehnnn... No more verities..(Bye to tope, moyo, okai, that butty gal I didn't nail..). No more transfer market from my homeboys

The final thought was it is time live like that dad(role mode to my children).. And Babe(my wife to be) it could have been nobody but you(more like "you try".

Single hood was "Freedom hood" (especiallywhen you live alone lol). But. As soon as you Are married.. You have someone you Answer to.. You've got to give details of your whereabout just like when you living with your parents. No regret on that decision though..

I got to talk with an older married friend who said the only thing going through her mind is how to pay all the money she used for her expensive wedding.

Raymondenyi:
U don't nneed to think broda; woomen njoi it far far far far more dan men, it is dia best day!

I'm a woman and that is not necessarily true. My graduation from med school was happier for me than my wedding day.

Stereotypes are stupid really

dorosola: I got to talk with an older married friend who said the only thing going through her mind is how to pay all the money she used for her expensive wedding.

Me I was so angry wen my dad was walking me into d church WHY first my make up artist spoiled my face and couldn't tie d gown well and my shoe decided to pain me at tat moment, and getting to the alter I notices my husband wasn't wearing his new shoe I spent hell of money buying he wore tat nonsense shoe wey don bend go corner worst of all he come pack polish put on top hungry come dey catch me, as I look am for d alter there ehen I wished I ve moved d wedding date as I usually I just vex for d guy,but I later relax wen d father start dey preach especailly tat part where he stress the word PARENT stay out of ur childern home and affair and my husband mama dey dere myhusband na mummys boy. But I put up a good manners all tru laughing and smiling as usual even d father compliment my smiles.

Na bye bye to my babes so? Funke, Vicky, Aline, Iyabo, Sabrina, that babe wey dey for Ijeh, and the one for Benin? He nor go easy o.

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While ur wife remain a virgin till ur weddin night, u go on a bleeping spree abi. U keep ur own bride to be virgin till marriage bt disvirgin other ppl brides. Most guys will be claimin they can't marry a virgin, it's a big fat lie. They cherish virgin alot. They keep theirs bt chop others outside.
Gals dont fall for their lies.
Hod is watching u in 3D[/quote
Lol. Honestly guilty conscience led me to confess some of my deeds in d past to my wife. Though not all ooo. Thank God it all belong to d past.

hollandis: I will never marry a nigerian,so nothing can possibly go through my mind

How old are you

Probably will be singing Michael Jackson's "this is it"

How much will my coffin cost?

tenry: Lots of things on my mind,the fact that I cannot hand out with friends without restriction or keep late at night, I did a random check of the few people already sitted to know if Debola(not real name),the lady I sampled last who treatened to come and act drama on my wedding day was around or not. The fear of providing for two and more when children come. Above all, how I would disvirgin my wife who had refused me access till wedding night. Such a disciplined wife, well brought up by loving parents and remained virgin till 28. It is rear! As envisaged, it was though braking the thick hymen,the deed was done the following day, leaving blood stain on our bed till now as a mark of rememberance.

. Given Mie hope for d future::::::::I tot al 9ja gurlz ar oreadi Dis-V::::::::I go come Ur ause to marrY One of ur pikinz

freshPikin:
Yeah, I agree with you bro.

is this tumor or fibroid??

kobonaire:
Bros, please tell me that pic is fake .... goodness gracious, how can a security officer (or a human being for that matter) have that kind tummy?

Lol....We have one like that in my school too(ABU Zaria),he is also a security officer too.......