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EBOLA : The Spiritual Implications by Akunyun(m): 1:52pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
1. Pastors now find it difficult to lay 'anointed' hands on their members. (who wan die). 2. We now have security men and medical personnel at the church gate, making a simultaneous check for bombs and ebola. 3. The sitting arrangements in our churches these days is such that you leave a sit next to your neighbor before you take yours (distant fellowship) 4. People no longer dance forward to drop offerings. Instead,they line up like soldiers, spacing up for a wonderful 'match-parade' as armies unto the Lord. 5. Even the ushers fumigate the offerings and wear their own hand gloves before counting God's money. 6. All the ministers and choir members now come to church with personal microphones as its now - "all man for his mic." |
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