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Types Of Wives by cutelover19(m): 1:35pm On Aug 02, 2014
This has been coming, please take a look at these 9 types of wives and tell us Which category you fall into.

1. SPINSTER WIFE : she does things on her own without
consulting husband . Hangs out a lot with friends
more than husband . Not serious
about marriage life.
2. ACIDIC WIFE : she is always boiling like acid and always angry,
violent, moody,
dominating and very dangerous.
3. KING WIFE : Want to be treated like King and treat husband
like a Slave especially if She earns more . Likes husband to perform old traditional respect
and hates being called by their first name.
4. GENERAL WIFE : Wife for every man. Loves
and cares for boyfriends more than her husband. Likes giving money to
Boyfriends and have more male friends. Usually known as konga, wello, osho-free etc.
5. DRY WIFE : Very moody and stingy and
don't consider husband's emotions and the relationship is not enjoyable.
Have no sense of humour.
6. PANADOL WIFE : Uses Husband as problem solver, only loves husband
when needing something from
him. She's clever and knows husand's
weaknesses and capitalize on that and gets relief from him .
7. PARASITE WIFE : Lazy and only loves husband for the sake of
money. Use husband's money on boyfriends. Not initiative and does not
help husband with financial responsibilities.
8. BABY WIFE : Irresponsible, childish and can't make decisions
on her own
without asking her mother or relatives; compares husband to
relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.
9. CARING WIFE : Caring and loving. Provides material and
emotional needs and makes out time for family. Guides home
spiritually. Very responsible and treats husband as partner and leader.

grin
Re: Types Of Wives by Nobody: 1:46pm On Aug 02, 2014
Counter thread grin grin cheesy cheesy
Re: Types Of Wives by cutelover19(m): 1:47pm On Aug 02, 2014
Exactly
Re: Types Of Wives by angelTI(f): 1:52pm On Aug 02, 2014
This is not a counter thread!

It is exactly same as what the earlier poster wrote.
Re: Types Of Wives by Descartes: 1:53pm On Aug 02, 2014
Nairalanders una no kill person cheesy shocked angry
Re: Types Of Wives by RoyalRoy(m): 1:57pm On Aug 02, 2014
So you just automatically remixed the one for the guys right? Interesting.
Re: Types Of Wives by segzyj(m): 2:02pm On Aug 02, 2014
Womanu
Re: Types Of Wives by egopersonified(f): 2:09pm On Aug 02, 2014
No 9, all the way. But cutelover99, you should include visiting wives.
Re: Types Of Wives by cutelover19(m): 2:10pm On Aug 02, 2014
RoyalRoy: So you just automatically remixed the one for the guys right? Interesting.

men are the opposite of woman, So this thread is the reverse of the previous one, Thanks.
Re: Types Of Wives by Pavore9: 2:15pm On Aug 02, 2014
One does not need to wait upon TB Joshua's prophecy to know this thread will come up!
Re: Types Of Wives by RoyalRoy(m): 2:29pm On Aug 02, 2014
cutelover19:

men are the opposite of woman, So this thread is the reverse of the previous one, Thanks.

Would have been good for front page but then its not so original
Re: Types Of Wives by SAMBARRY: 5:56pm On Aug 02, 2014
Una no dey taya? undecided
Re: Types Of Wives by Nobody: 6:31pm On Aug 02, 2014
Praying to have a caring wife.

Can't live with the other 8.

God will do it for me.
Re: Types Of Wives by Nobody: 5:46pm On Aug 16, 2014
Kindly follow back nigerianlady
Re: Types Of Wives by baralatie(m): 7:01pm On Aug 16, 2014
you forgot demonic wife
Re: Types Of Wives by KanwuliaJara: 9:46pm On Aug 16, 2014
THE SPINSTER WIFE! cool
But I don't hang out with friends either.
I DON'T HANG OUT PERIOD!
I looooooooooove my space!!! cool

I love to do whatever I like. . .like when I was single.
MAY YOUR LORD HELP ANY MAN OR CHILD who tries to stand in my way! kiss

Amen.

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