your brain and mouth are hardly in sync

dumbfu.ck

1.pls get ur brain updated you are talking frm d old version
,2.dont blame u cos u r suffering frm oral dysentry
3. U r high on cheap drugs,dry shit.xpired weed
4.Get ur brain formatted
5.I dont blame u d only tin ur peforated brain can recall is Bleep dats y if cums easily
6.pls on ur brain data
7.d year has nt yet ended buh d award 4 d fool of d year goes to u(got dis from dis forum)

If i were your father, i could have exchanged you with 50 naira recharge card

Karleb: "Your silly, very silly in fact you stupidity is beyond compartmentality"
"Fuckttard"

Does mental retardation runs in your family or just with you?
Are your parents siblings?

You talk with your brain closed$your arsse opened.

glitest:


Apology accepted; its all good.

Are you married? Or something...

why u come resemble una landlord like this

following

May Ebola locate you.

Moreena: 1.pls get ur brain updated you are talking frm d old version
,2.dont blame u cos u r suffering frm oral dysentry
3. U r high on cheap drugs,dry shit.xpired weed
4.Get ur brain formatted
5.I dont blame u d only tin ur peforated brain can recall is Bleep dats y if cums easily
6.pls on ur brain data
7.d year has nt yet ended buh d award 4 d fool of d year goes to u(got dis from dis forum)

I hope all the insults didn't ruin ur pretty face.

aaronson: I told a friend....I don't give a muthaf#ck,you could get your MotherF#cked

Tell the truth; : a friend said it to you

i told your mum not to stay in front of the microwave oven when she was carrying you, the radiation has fried your senses

see ur face like goat wey rub powder.
u do face like pikin wey dey purge.
u too slow,e take u two hours to look @ 1hour.

God just used your brain and ear to decorate your head. my couson to one of her brothers.

chai! foul mouth full here o!

When you act or talk silly and someone says: 'eh, ori musu' (eh[smirks], see cat)

serzly i dont do insult or stay around insultive ppl buh i need to bookmark dis thread for future purposes.

Hehehie........wont dare say some of dis insult to any1 unless i wnt my teeth to be offloaded 4 me

AngelViva: Hehehie........wont dare say some of dis insult to any1 unless i wnt my teeth to be offloaded 4 me

and i still want ur teeth intact bae.

Are your parents siblings?[/quote]I think this s d best I've heard

[color=#000099][/color]U Are A Foolish Fool...

My grand dad insults like this,
U silllicant ten prick,
U silly dog
U silly bagga.
During nysc d army will say
Close ur gutter( close ur mouth)

AbuMikey: I sometimes call people "Foolish Fool" or "Idiotic _Idiot"

Nigerians use tothological statements in anger and to amplify the effect of the abuse. So, instead of just saying "fool" why not say it in such a way that it makes the person feel like the biggest fool of all time bu saying things like "Foolish fool" or "Foolish idiot". It has more effect.

From a driver to a passenger..you are a bastardd somebody

"Why do you squeeze your face like an early morning shit"... i told a lady this and she didnt talk to me for 5months "Why do you squeeze your face like an early morning shit"... i told a lady this and she didnt talk to me for 5months

Big dicck by my boyfriend.

Many are mad but few are roaming----- heard it here on NL

Do you want me to fry egg for you before you can get some senses..

You're so skinny that when you go for a H.I.V test the doctor will tell me "go take your medicine" you're already confirmed.

You will die on top of woman..

Doyin Okupe to Northern Elders concerning the ultimatum given to GEJ to end Boko Haram and return the chibok girls: " Your actions are contrary to common sense"

oluyemisee: Boncon

Bunkum

"you are the reason I support abortion"

debrihachi: When one market woman said am dating her husband... swear dats da worse insult I v ever received. wtf

I was once insulted like this too! I simply told her that both she and her husband put together are not up to one person...She almost ran mad.