EBOLA: THE SPIRITUAL IMPLICATIONS.

1. Pastors now find it difficult to lay 'anointed' hands
on their members. (who wan die).

2. We now have security men and medical personnel
at the church gate, making a simultaneous check for
bombs and ebola.

3. The sitting arrangements in our churches these
days is such that you leave a sit next to your neighbor
before you take yours (distant fellowship)

4. People no longer dance forward to drop
offerings. Instead,they line up like soldiers, spacing up
for a wonderful 'match-parade' as armies unto the
Lord.

5. Even the ushers fumigate the offerings and wear
their own hand gloves before counting God's money.

6. Cell phones must be switched off thoroughly as the
pastor just announced that this deadly ebola virus
could be transmitted through bluetooth.

7. All the ministers and choir members now come to
church with personal microphones as its now - "all
man for his mic".

8. The Liberian branch of the church has been
ordered from our Abuja headquarters to announce to
their members not to bother making it to the
forthcoming 'fire-convention' as God is everywhere
and would reach them at the point of their need.

9. And finally, inviting you for a power-packed,
thunder-storming programme tagged "EBOLA
NIGHT". It'll be a wonderful time of divine re-
awakening against ebola...for this particular night,
don't worry about the move of the anointing as our
firebranded pastor will be ministering live from his
spirit-filled office.

COME ONE,COME ALL.

Have u heard? Immigration officers abandoned their post at Heathrow Airport & ran in panic as the landing card of a female passenger from 9ja had 'E.Bola' written on it. The lady chose to write a shorter version of her name instead of her full name 'Egunjobi Bolajoko'. Have a great day ahead y'all...

SmileyEvents: Have u heard? Immigration officers abandoned their post at Heathrow Airport & ran in panic as the landing card of a female passenger from 9ja had 'E.Bola' written on it. The lady chose to write a shorter version of her name instead of her full name 'Egunjobi Bolajoko'. Have a great day ahead y'all...

Lwkmd...me for follow run o

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See what Ebola has caused now, I switched on my Nokia phone this morning and the two hand refused to shake each other