all this girl's sha, dem don see fine kitchen with blender,chest and hear say he single so dem dey form nice make he for pm dem.my dear ikorodu have nice and cheap amenities oh. bro no b u sha,just talking to those girls who no want suffer for face me I face u. winks

Ohhh..Means you no sabi cook anything at all?chai..sorry to say that is the inresponsibility of the highest order..I mean why wont i be able to cook?I cook any thing.my female flatmate even commends me..cos that is how he suppose be..

Chief cook spreads mat, sits down.

Go carry ur award now since nobody cook for you. All this condescending/judgemental niggas be making me tired

Abeg gather courage nd beg her..

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Go carry ur award now since nobody cook for you. All this condescending/judgemental niggas be making me tired

And how come you didn't beat and shake the egg to mix before pouring it into the fry pan .

Abba Mr teacher, Abi your Ex didn't teach you that .

ericessien24:
all this girl's sha, dem don see fine kitchen with blender,chest and hear say he single so dem dey form nice make he for pm dem.my dear ikorodu have nice and cheap amenities oh. bro no b u sha,just talking to those girls who no want suffer for face me I face u. winks

blender,chest,single u r funny o

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Just the topic I needed!

CoColav, come and see oo!

which kain thing be dis... Na indomie be breakfast for career pple...
@OP Thanks, but keep your menu.

Make una pity dis dude mbok,loool! @op don't worry when you're ready I can giv you step by step method on how to cook afang soup and pound yam join,infact I go give u yam samples wey go make sense wen you pound am,loool!
I'm more interested in the "trust issues" did your think you were cheating on her? Guess you should hv given her more assurance then

Anaskie:
Just the topic I needed!

CoColav, come and see oo!

@Topic hahahahahahahaha

Anaskie if you pay me you know I will teach you

Tried calling you, your number was unavailable

Lol. Am eating noddles this night with the first picture.

Am finding if fun been in the kitchen of recent.

Nothing do me.

Lol funni buh indomie?y not stew nd soup somtin u cn put in d frezzer nd micowave wen u are hungry,or u don't eat stay food?well since na indomie hungry u no p.next tym cook soup if u no sabi try go online or ask ur female friends or nairaland 4 steps,sha u try.

[quote author=mkpakanaodogwu post=25278060][/quote] birds of a feather!

and this made front page somehow......

udysweet:
Make una pity dis dude mbok,loool! @op don't worry when you're ready I can giv you step by step method on how to cook afang soup and pound yam join,infact I go give u yam samples wey go make sense wen you pound am,loool!
I'm more interested in the "trust issues" did your think you were cheating on her? Guess you should hv given her more assurance then

I have a feeling I know you.
especially if your name is Udwak and you finished from uniport

Loool! That feeling is wrong o! Yes I am Uduak but No,I ddnt go to Uniport. Ddnt evn attend a university,attended a polytechnic

brandmix:
I have a feeling I know you.
especially if your name is Udwak and you finished from uniport

veave:



Aite...

babe na nylon chest e gt..av u chk out ma 6packs??..if nt chk ma dp

I know two things


U didn't enjoy your food, no matter how delicious it was...


U just need a babe to sit by u and watch you eat.

mak I hear say I miss girl because of cooking.. #masterchef nony..

I don't fancy guys that cook.......just me

Loneliness is a really bad thing... Loneliness is a really bad thing...

Olypeppy:
I don't fancy guys that cook.......just me

Like Seriously? For what reason exactly?

What I cooked today

Bro, I feel badt for you ohh....

This is why I just prefer short-term flings.


But sadly too....girls are wiser than Solomon these days.

why don't you buy a deep fryer on jumia,..potato peeler. you can make some potato chips and fried eggs...heck, you can even fry croaker fish in a deep fryer and its very easy

I been think say the OP serious until he begin 'cook' indomie. He no even make 'Omi obe' or something.

amanda2013:
birds of a feather!

hahahaha ochonga