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How To Know When The Witches In Your Village Are Following You! by lakunle1love(m): 11:00pm On Aug 06, 2014
* If you are downloading a file of 5GB data and it
Fails at 99%...
* If you buy a bold5 for 90k today and the next day
the price drops to 20k...
* You win 100millon, u put am 4 bank, next week d
bank declare bankrupt...
* Your first day in a restaurant, after eating fish, the
bone hang for your throat...
* If after working for 30 days, you got fired without
salary...
* After selling your fathers property to go abroad,
and you still got deported few weeks later...
* If you take expo into the exam hall, and can't
understand your own handwriting...
* If after 6 abortions and d guy still ends up not
marrying you...
* If you submit expo with your answer sheet...
* When ur friend wey just come back from America
give u cheque & did not remember to sign before
going back... .
Finally, If you read This and you are not laughing...
then the witches in ur village are truly following u!!

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Re: How To Know When The Witches In Your Village Are Following You! by jideomowunmi(f): 11:11pm On Aug 06, 2014
Lolzzz...liked d second to d last part...d one da as to do wit ur friend not signing d cheque before he went back...palpitation on d move be dat oo... undecided undecided
Re: How To Know When The Witches In Your Village Are Following You! by LaurelP(m): 11:22pm On Aug 06, 2014
D worst is submitting ur expo with ur answer sheet

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Re: How To Know When The Witches In Your Village Are Following You! by ibkgab001: 11:46pm On Aug 06, 2014
dried
Re: How To Know When The Witches In Your Village Are Following You! by jideomowunmi(f): 11:58pm On Aug 06, 2014
ibkgab001: dried


It's not dried...it's plainly *dry* smiley smiley
Re: How To Know When The Witches In Your Village Are Following You! by lakunle1love(m): 11:25am On Aug 07, 2014
grin grin grin
Re: How To Know When The Witches In Your Village Are Following You! by amolex(m): 4:26pm On Aug 07, 2014
its not dry joor..... critics go hug transformer
Re: How To Know When The Witches In Your Village Are Following You! by lakunle1love(m): 10:36pm On Aug 07, 2014
amolex: its not dry joor..... critics go hug transformer
Abi o, haters go hate though

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