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Who Would U Feel To Be Invited To This Wedding Event!!! by Nobody: 12:15pm On Aug 07, 2014
FOR ANYONE who feels they've been invited to too many weddings lately have a laugh.
This is actually true.
It was in a local newspaper in South Carolina and even Jay Leno mentioned it on The Tonight Show.
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the
groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father - in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.
To thank everyone for coming, bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair including the wedding party, was a
manila envelope.
He said that this was his gift and told
everyone to open their envelopes.
Inside each envelope was an 8x10 photo
of his best man having sex. . . with the bride.
He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" He turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to
the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm
out of here!"
He had the marriage annulled the first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes
through with it anyway, as if nothing was wrong.
His revenge:
1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a wedding and reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And, best of all...
3) Trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends and their entire families.
This guy has balls the size of church
bells. Do you think we might see one of
those MasterCard "Priceless" commercials
out of this? Huh?
Elegant wedding for 300 family and
guests — $32,000
Photographers for the wedding — $3,000
Deluxe
Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for
2 weeks — $8,500
The look on everyone's faces after seeing
a photo of the Bride and Best Man
having sex — PRICELESS!!!
Re: Who Would U Feel To Be Invited To This Wedding Event!!! by Nobody: 12:20pm On Aug 07, 2014
to me dis man got balls...chai! i cn imagin d faces...

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