hehe this op's story is sounding like all this nollywood movies, where you can always predict what will happen at the end.

Imagine 80 missed calls? op you are you sure its 80 missed calls? if it is,then mehn that guy needs to visit the mental hospital for proper checkup. Some thing is wrong with him upstairs.

@op all has been said, just follow the sensible advice you have gotten from people here. RUN!!


i'm really enjoying the stories here and learning from it too.

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naijababe:

Walahi, na real jibiti ara!!!

I am laughing so hard, after 80 missed calls, I would have blocked him or changed my number

She wasn't smart at all. I am sure if the guy had been patient before winding up the deal, he would have gotten more than he bargained for from the "maga".

joywendy: hehe this op's story is sounding like all this nollywood movies, where you can always predict what will happen at the end.

Imagine 80 missed calls? op you are you sure its 80 missed calls? if it is,then mehn that guy needs to visit the mental hospital for proper checkup. Some thing is wrong with him upstairs.

@op all has been said, just follow the sensible advice you have gotten from people here. RUN!!


i'm really enjoying the stories here and learning from it too.

#following
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Hmn 80 missed calls was better I said he called me none stop for a whole week, heaven would bear me witness. 2am when I wake Up to go to the bathroom my phone is ringing, it was scary my phone was useles for 1 week cos it was always ringin. When I confided in my colleagues at work they were laughing and one was even telling me that I am overeacting that when her man refused to pick she called and gave him over 70 missed calls but he dumped her sha! Later on when I finally picked I told him how can I leave my phone for few mins and get back and I see 80 missed calls does it seem normal to u? He told me that because he is" very very emotional" that's why that for that one week he cldnt eat he wld be bathing with one hand and d other hand he is holding his phone trying to call me!My luck was I never disclosed my house to him, I knew he is a psycho but my friends are thinking I am overeacting hence my coming here. Thanks to you all for your contributions. It really made my day. God bless u!

jaybeyblu:

Hmn 80 missed calls was better I said he called me none stop for a whole week, heaven would bear me witness. 2am when I wake Up to go to the bathroom my phone is ringing, it was scary my phone was useles for 1 week cos it was always ringin. When I confided in my colleagues at work they were laughing and one was even telling me that I am overeacting that when her man refused to pick she called gave him over 70 missed calls but he dumped her sha! Later on when I finally picked I told him how can I leave my phone for few mins and get back and I see 80 missed calls does it seem normal to u? He told that me that because he is" very very emotional" that's why that for that one week he cldnt eat he wld be bathing with one hand and d other hand he is holding his phone trying to call me!My luck was I never disclosed my house to him, I knew he is a psycho but my friends are thinking I am overeacting hence my coming here. Thanks you all for your contributions. It really made my day. God bless u!

Na one chance be this o...........I can't even call my hubby half that much..... who has time for all these ish??

jaybeyblu:

Hmn 80 missed calls was better I said he called me none stop for a whole week, heaven would bear me witness. 2am when I wake Up to go to the bathroom my phone is ringing, it was scary my phone was useles for 1 week cos it was always ringin. When I confided in my colleagues at work they were laughing and one was even telling me that I am overeacting that when her man refused to pick she called and gave him over 70 missed calls but he dumped her sha! Later on when I finally picked I told him how can I leave my phone for few mins and get back and I see 80 missed calls does it seem normal to u? He told that me that because he is" very very emotional" that's why that for that one week he cldnt eat he wld be bathing with one hand and d other hand he is holding his phone trying to call me!My luck was I never disclosed my house to him, I knew he is a psycho but my friends are thinking I am overeacting hence my coming here. Thanks to you all for your contributions. It really made my day. God bless u!

Poor Dude. You are not overreacting

EfemenaXY:

Uju, abeg finish the story na...

So what happened when he switched his phones back on after his one week hiatus? Did she "sort" things out with him or did he dump her? I mean, if she was that determined to be with him, surely she would have fought tooth and nail to get him back?

ROTFLMAO . . . .

The babe was still hoping that the bobo had a reasonable explanation ooh. so she kept trying to reach him 24/7 for, one week until, it finally went through.

See story . . . "I had an accident, I was robbed and my phone was stolen bla bla bla . . . . "

It was very funny.

Anyway no be person tell am say the guy na 419. She managed to leave with her small dignity left. Believe it or not, the guy stills sends her messages till now, professing undying love.

Lucky guy, e for jam person like me naah . . . . e for hear whain!!!

Ujujoan:

ROTFLMAO . . . .

The babe was still hoping that the bobo had a reasonable explanation ooh. so she kept trying to reach him 24/7 for, one week until, it finally went through.

See story . . . "I had an accident, I was robbed and my phone was stolen bla bla bla . . . . "

It was very funny.

Anyway no be person tell am say the guy na 419. She managed to leave with her small dignity left. Believe it or not, the guy stills sends her messages till now, professing undying love.

Lucky guy, e for jam person like me naah . . . . e for hear whain!!!

Undying what!!!

Ujujoan:

ROTFLMAO . . . .

The babe was still hoping that the bobo had a reasonable explanation ooh. so she kept trying to reach him 24/7 for, one week until, it finally went through.

See story . . . "I had an accident, I was robbed and my phone was stolen bla bla bla . . . . "

It was very funny.

Anyway no be person tell am say the guy na 419. She managed to leave with her small dignity left. Believe it or not, the guy stills sends her messages till now, professing undying love.

Lucky guy, e for jam person like me naah . . . . e for hear whain!!!

oh my my, make that kind person come my way for a second ,nobody go tell am before he go run.
What nonsense?

Godmystrength: Undying what!!!

Nah, it simply means he's run out of funds and also needs to get his Congo worked on at the same time. Sort of like killing two birds with a stone.

Such guys need to be castrated.

Ujujoan:
ROTFLMAO . . . .
The babe was still hoping that the bobo had a reasonable explanation ooh. so she kept trying to reach him 24/7 for, one week until, it finally went through.
See story . . . "I had an accident, I was robbed and my phone was stolen bla bla bla . . . . "
It was very funny.
Anyway no be person tell am say the guy na 419. She managed to leave with her small dignity left. Believe it or not, the guy stills sends her messages till now, professing undying love.
Lucky guy, e for jam person like me naah . . . . e for hear whain!!!

Lol, Uju!

You know, I'm quite certain this guy knows that if he applies adjust a little more pressure, the babe will be putty in his arms and history will repeat itself...again.

I hope all these smooth criminals in yours and Aisha2's stories are drop dead handsome sha...at least to ease the pain small

Irritating...

Infact what exactly do you want to hear when what you need to do is already written in your opening post?

That is why I dont like this Long distance thing, however thanks to the likes of Facebook, people are having relationships all over the place

If you live in the same town, you are more likely to know each others friends, where you both work and a lot more about each other than if one lived in Abuja and the other lives in PH.

I am not saying LDR dont work, yes they do, but you both really have to work that much harder to "investigate" the person you are going out with so as not to be sold panda.

Someone once told me that there is no such thing as a free dinner. If it looks to good to be true, then it most probably is.
Nobody with a decent job or busy will call someone 80 times. Who died?

Anyone who drives a good car and lives in a luxury apartment in Lekki etc either has rich parents, has a legit business that he goes to everyday or has a good job that can be verified. . . . anything apart from that is suspicious. Anyone sleeping at home at 10am should be run away from.

@poster, please also change your friends. They lack intelligence.

Ujujoan:
ROTFLMAO . . . .
The babe was still hoping that the bobo had a reasonable explanation ooh. so she kept trying to reach him 24/7 for, one week until, it finally went through.
See story . . . "I had an accident, I was robbed and my phone was stolen bla bla bla . . . . "
It was very funny.
Anyway no be person tell am say the guy na 419. She managed to leave with her small dignity left. Believe it or not, the guy stills sends her messages till now, professing undying love.
Lucky guy, e for jam person like me naah . . . . e for hear whain!!!

Some babes will still stay and choose to believe itwas a "test"

It would have been better if that friend of Uju and gone to a club and had a one stand abeg Kai, see as woman lassoed herself for scammer

EfemenaXY:
Nah, it simply means he's run out of funds and also needs to get his Congo worked on at the same time. Sort of like killing two birds with a stone.
Such guys need to be castrated.
Lol, Uju!
You know, I'm quite certain this guy knows that if he applies adjust a little more pressure, the babe will be putty in his arms and history will repeat itself...again.
I hope all these smooth criminals in yours and Aisha2's stories are drop dead handsome sha...at least to ease the pain small

Handsome ke? The guy self I cant describe let me not get started on the fake phonetics with thick igbo "Baby wanna gellout of here"

aisha2:

Handsome ke? The guy self I cant describe let me not get started on the fake phonetics with thick igbo "Baby wanna gellout of here"

Na una go kill me

[quote author=aisha2]

ThHandsome ke? The guy self I cant describe let me not get started on the fake phonetics with thick igbo "Baby wanna gellout of here"[/quote
This woman ,you don come again this morning habi you want make they snarch your phone from your hand?

Lol, omg.

Chillisauce:

which virtual world? This one na real gossip o. You know those days mamas dey sneak out of house go mama emeka house with wrappers around their chest for more amibo.

This one na, is online amibo

Lol

aisha2:

Handsome ke? The guy self I cant describe let me not get started on the fake phonetics with thick igbo "Baby wanna gellout of here"

EfemenaXY:

Nah, it simply means he's run out of funds and also needs to get his Congo worked on at the same time. Sort of like killing two birds with a stone.

Such guys need to be castrated.



Lol, Uju!

You know, I'm quite certain this guy knows that if he applies adjust a little more pressure, the babe will be putty in his arms and history will repeat itself...again.

I hope all these smooth criminals in yours and Aisha2's stories are drop dead handsome sha...at least to ease the pain small

Lol . .

Anyways, as far as I'm concerned no short guy can be handsome. (no offence to all our vertically challenged brothers )

No matter the designer clothes and toned body, a short guy is a short guy!!!

aisha2:

Handsome ke? The guy self I cant describe let me not get started on the fake phonetics with thick igbo "Baby wanna gellout of here"

ROTFLAMO

You haff killed me . .

naijababe: It would have been better if that friend of Uju and gone to a club and had a one stand abeg Kai, see as woman lassoed herself for scammer

Honestly . . at least the money and risk spent transporting herself to Lagos and back would have been saved!

But seriously, it wasn't funny.

I wished I could meet the guy and strangle the life out of him.

@ Poster, you still have a chance to save yourself from a situation like this . . . use that chance wisely!

Ujujoan:

Lol . .

Anyways, as far as I'm concerned no short guy can be handsome. (no offence to all our vertically challenged brothers )

No matter the designer clothes and toned body, a short guy is a short guy!!!

Not when the lady is shorter o.

Ujujoan:

Honestly . . at least the money and risk spent transporting herself to Lagos and back would have been saved!

I don't think she realised how much danger she put herself in, abi nor be like that person dey end up for those otokoto hands

Ujujoan: But seriously, it wasn't funny.
I wished I could meet the guy and strangle the life out of him.
@ Poster, you still have a chance to save yourself from a situation like this . . . use that chance wisely!

Am sure if he could borrow the car and house for a few more days he would have "Loved" her a little more

. The stories really cracked me up. Reminds me of a guy I was dating . Handsome and well spoken . Designer head to toe but he claimed he was a motivation speaker but I never saw him speak once oh.
It got so bad that when I am going to his house I will make sure I go with only N200 because mr speaker would raid my wallet.

I remained oh because at that point in my life I actually used to feel guilty for earning a decent wage and usually ended up with some kain guys.

the day I finally picked race was the day we went house hunting. He was like we will put the ac over here, the plasma over here,the sound system over here. He had finished decorating house and I knew that the cost would be borne by me. Mind you the ac was those standing ones oh.

I ran 440 and ended the relationship . I no tell am why I just said we are not compatible

shooze: . The stories really cracked me up. Reminds me of a guy I was dating . Handsome and well spoken . Designer head to toe but he claimed he was a motivation speaker but I never saw him speak once oh.
It got so bad that when I am going to his house I will make sure I go with only N200 because mr speaker would raid my wallet.
I remained oh because at that point in my life I actually used to feel guilty for earning a decent wage and usually ended up with some kain guys.
the day I finally picked race was the day we went house hunting. He was like we will put the ac over here, the plasma over here,the sound system over here. He had finished decorating house and I knew that the cost would be borne by me. Mind you the ac was those standing ones oh.
I ran 440 and ended the relationship . I no tell am why I just said we are not compatible

Lmao, am sure you live in Abuja. Chai Chai Chai @ raiding ya wallet, chai chai chai @ how he spent all ya money finish. Thank God you finally ran oh. Oh Boy see taste, person we no get shishi. Chai.

The only time I came close while dating was with this guy, he always had one problem or the other, from small N5000 to N20, 000 problem, one day problem reach N200k. Most times he go talk, I go innocently comfort am never knowing I was expected to bring the money, me no dey work then. He said I should ask my sister to loan him money, na so with my stupidity I went to meet my sister told her the sob story and all the string of his "bad luck" only for my sister to give me a sound knock for the first time in my life, when I recovered I asked her what that was for, she said my head seemed blocked so she was trying to clear it. Lmao, Thank God for that knock, we later found out that even the car he was using to come was from another babe who he had promised marriage and as per Good wife to be she would give him her car during office hours, money for fuel and money for other stories, na so she follow me reach house say make I leave her husband, my sister asked me to go upstairs and had a long conversation with her, till today she and my sister are still great friends, she is married now with 2 kids.

Another one was my school senior doing "born again" then at school was even fellowship president saw me at a mall when he heard where I worked and saw how much I paid for the grocery not knowing I was out on an errand sent me a text that night to say God had told him that day before he went out that he wouldmeet his wife and it would be someone he knows. Lmao na so me too begin post am. I wont pick his calls for weeks then later I go pick say "ah sorry, I went on official trip to Germany and Newyork, see as guy go dey excited as per he done catch big fish.

One day through a classmate he traced my place, came very early sunday morning, I was still shocked to see him when he said he had a family emergency and needed 100k I told him I had no money he said lets go to ATM, I said I no get ATM he said let me ask my neighbor, I jejerly dropped him at the bus park and gave himN2000 never to pick his calls, thank God I moved out soon after then. Boys are not smiling

On this issue I can write a book

aisha2:

Lmao, am sure you live in Abuja. Chai Chai Chai @ raiding ya wallet, chai chai chai @ how he spent all ya money finish. Thank God you finally ran oh. Oh Boy see taste, person we no get shishi. Chai.

The only time I came close while dating was with this guy, he always had one problem or the other, from small N5000 to N20, 000 problem, one day problem reach N200k. Most times he go talk, I go innocently comfort am never knowing I was expected to bring the money, me no dey work then. He said I should ask my sister to loan him money, na so with my stupidity I went to meet my sister told her the sob story and all the string of his "bad luck" only for my sister to give me a sound knock for the first time in my life, when I recovered I asked her what that was for, she said my head seemed blocked so she was trying to clear it. Lmao, Thank God for that knock, we later found out that even the car he was using to come was from another babe who he had promised marriage and as per Good wife to be she would give him her car during office hours, money for fuel and money for other stories, na so she follow me reach house say make I leave her husband, my sister asked me to go upstairs and had a long conversation with her, till today she and my sister are still great friends, she is married now with 2 kids.

Another one was my school senior doing "born again" then at school was even fellowship president saw me at a mall when he heard where I worked and saw how much I paid for the grocery not knowing I was out on an errand sent me a text that night to say God had told him that day before he went out that he wouldmeet his wife and it would be someone he knows. Lmao na so me too begin post am. I wont pick his calls for weeks then later I go pick say "ah sorry, I went on official trip to Germany and Newyork, see as guy go dey excited as per he done catch big fish.

One day through a classmate he traced my place, came very early sunday morning, I was still shocked to see him when he said he had a family emergency and needed 100k I told him I had no money he said lets go to ATM, I said I no get ATM he said let me ask my neighbor, I jejerly dropped him at the bus park and gave himN2000 never to pick his calls, thank God I moved out soon after then. Boys are not smiling

ROTFLMAO . . .

CHei you wicked sha . . . But na people like this fit them jare . . . LOL.

The guys have lost their shame abeg!!!

shooze: . The stories really cracked me up. Reminds me of a guy I was dating . Handsome and well spoken . Designer head to toe but he claimed he was a motivation speaker but I never saw him speak once oh.
It got so bad that when I am going to his house I will make sure I go with only N200 because mr speaker would raid my wallet.

I remained oh because at that point in my life I actually used to feel guilty for earning a decent wage and usually ended up with some kain guys.

the day I finally picked race was the day we went house hunting. He was like we will put the ac over here, the plasma over here,the sound system over here. He had finished decorating house and I knew that the cost would be borne by me. Mind you the ac was those standing ones oh.

I ran 440 and ended the relationship . I no tell am why I just said we are not compatible

Smart move . . .

That's why I never gave anybody a dime while dating. I can love, not not with my money . . .

It's good to think ahead. If you start giving them money how long will you keep it up?

It's best to contantly remind them that they are men. Even as a woman, I can't remember 'raiding' any bf's wallet for any reason. I'll be too ashamed to stoop that low.

These guys are just insane!!

And I never met any of these "MAGA" Ladies....

The gods must pay for this......

Ujujoan:
Smart move . . .
That's why[b] I never gave anybody a dime while dating[/b]. I can love, not not with my money . . .
It's good to think ahead. If you start giving them money how long will you keep it up?
It's best to contantly remind them that they are men. Even as a woman, I can't remember 'raiding' any bf's wallet for any reason. I'll be too ashamed to stoop that low.
These guys are just insane!!

Me sha I did in genuine relationships not obvious scams, sometimes the guy can be broke. Me self when I notice he is broke i wont say anything he will just see alert and the joy they have is priceless nothing wrong with sharing but do so for the right reasons.