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Nawa For This Rich People by AFOHYBEE(m): 11:59pm On Aug 12, 2014
HMmmm Nawa For all †hose rich people ooo. I went 2 see a frend frm a very rich family. D maid approached Mε̲̣̣̣̥ & asked.
MAID: What would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: White. ...
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: Would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: Abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water...
MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: Infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: Do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit... †hei

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