Pls who can help us reach Hon Patrick to hear his comment about his name sake,s Importation of EBOLA to our lovely nation Nigeria.

harrisnimasa: Pls who can help us reach Hon Patrick to hear his comment about his name sake,s Importation of EBOLA to our lovely nation Nigeria.

The Grammar Meister Extraordinaire, Patrick Obahiagbon, currently relaxing on a much-needed grouse-shooting vacation in northern Scotland, has sent this exclusive Nairaland preview of his official comments viz-a-viz the looming Ebola pandemic, priot to releasing the declaration to the world press.

"The transmutation of the intractable, incurable and existentially amorphous Ebola virus, from a geographically restricted terminal affliction recorded only among dwellers of infinitesimally small hamlets and villages deep in the jungles of The Congo, into a veritable Tsunami of of mass annihilating death now towering above my beloved west African motherland like a gargantuan Tyrannosaurus-Rex, is a phenomenon suffuse with unprecedented historical, geo-political, medical, and socio-economic ramifications, ad-nauseum ad-infinitum.

To learn from far away Scotland that Liberia, of all places, a nation whose blood-soaked civil war of unmitigated attrition was fortuitously terminated with considerable logistic and military assistance derived from Nigeria, is now the reported source of the Ebola virus' incognito foray into the unsuspecting and unprepared populace occupying Nigeria's terra-firma, imbues my mortal essence with an overbearing sense of palpable rage, apprehension, suspicion, indignation and enduring contemplative resolve to exact proportionate retribution as and whenever the opportunity manifests subsequent to this hereby noted chronological juncture inter-alia, nihil incarburendum illegitimi.

Thank you and good luck to Nigeria

The Right Honorable Patrick Obahiagbon, on vacation in Scotland "

break it down

hushmail: break it down

The break-down is that the above is The Grammar Meister's latest press release, exclusively previewed here for Nairaland readers, of which you are one.