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Man Impregnates Two Ladies After 3SOME by FNNEWS: 2:01pm On Aug 13, 2014
Shocking news reaching FNN headquarters indicate that a Calabar man managed to impregnate two ladies during a party in Cross River State.

The man who has been nicknamed ‘Father of Many’ for his exploits is currently in the clutches of the National Population Commission where he is being held on charges of conspiring to increase the population of the country illegally. The PRO of the Commission, Mr Ekpet Inyang disclosed this to us when FNN contacted him via phone.

“How can only one man impregnate two ladies during a party? Why should he even be doing a party in the first place? Many men out there have not even seen a single lady to f**k, not to talk of two at once.”

When asked why the Father of Many was being held on a criminal charge, Mr Inyang revealed that “…it is unlawful to impregnate two ladies at the same time. One after the other is still acceptable, but two at once… is he running a baby factory?”

Attempts to reach the accused proved abortive, as his captors denied us a chance to speak with him.

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Re: Man Impregnates Two Ladies After 3SOME by Richhommie(m): 2:07pm On Aug 13, 2014
grin very funny

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Re: Man Impregnates Two Ladies After 3SOME by acenazt: 2:22pm On Aug 13, 2014
Lmfai Damn!!!! conspiring to increase the population of the country illegally. I no know say guys bad like this.
Re: Man Impregnates Two Ladies After 3SOME by Caseless: 2:28pm On Aug 13, 2014
Somebody needs his brain checked.
Re: Man Impregnates Two Ladies After 3SOME by Nobody: 2:30pm On Aug 13, 2014
If that had slept with 7 gals same day, na belle go end am... That guy truly s fada of many nation
Re: Man Impregnates Two Ladies After 3SOME by Tawis06(m): 4:32pm On Aug 13, 2014
Then 2face or 2baba should be in jail grin
Re: Man Impregnates Two Ladies After 3SOME by Nobody: 5:26pm On Aug 13, 2014
Father of many Indeed.
Re: Man Impregnates Two Ladies After 3SOME by pat077: 7:47pm On Aug 13, 2014
op. U well so?
Re: Man Impregnates Two Ladies After 3SOME by Nobody: 8:46pm On Aug 13, 2014
Bunsky: Father of many Indeed.
that was a funny shiit
Re: Man Impregnates Two Ladies After 3SOME by chimerase2: 10:09pm On Aug 13, 2014
y must it be a calabar man grin
Re: Man Impregnates Two Ladies After 3SOME by shizzle11(m): 9:25am On Aug 14, 2014
lwkmd! ....one after the other is acceptable ...but two at once gringrin

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