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English That Is Made In Nigeria by Nobody: 4:37pm On Aug 13, 2014
1. If I hear pim.
2. You go hear whee
3. Have they brought light?
4. The film sweet die
5. Mummy have come.
6. Have you paid your school fees money?
7. Put the bread inside lylon
8. Oya come and be going.
9. You know book?
10. I go break your head
11. Take this money hold body
12. Una dey fall my hand
13. Omo, i don hammer
14. You too dey Bleep up
15. Na this man get mouth pass
16. Yawa don gas
17. The food over sweet

Abeg add your own....

Culled from Singles and married network.
Re: English That Is Made In Nigeria by Nobody: 4:41pm On Aug 13, 2014
*I go run beat u now
*I fear who no fear you ooo
*i can't come n go and kill myself
Re: English That Is Made In Nigeria by Nobody: 4:43pm On Aug 13, 2014
Why u dey bleep up now?
How u put the food on fire?
Re: English That Is Made In Nigeria by adioolayi(m): 4:55pm On Aug 13, 2014
The most popular... Up NEPA grin grin
Re: English That Is Made In Nigeria by Smooyis(m): 5:08pm On Aug 13, 2014
I tire no be small
Re: English That Is Made In Nigeria by Joeblazeochola(m): 5:43pm On Aug 13, 2014
U Neva c any tin ur body don de shake.
No talk pass ur mouth oh.
u don c woman ur eye don de chuk.
Body de sweet u bah.
No pour san san 4 my gari Jor.
Re: English That Is Made In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:47pm On Aug 13, 2014
lol, heard this one in Lagos:

Oga what is the challenge?!

I guess Nigerians no longer face mere problems.

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