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Read My CV by AwesomeRomeo: 2:53am On Aug 14, 2014
REAL NAME: Romeo
NICKNAME: Awesome
HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions, catching bullets bare hands, jogging up and down mountain Everest
MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hours, 5mins and 45seconds....traveled around the world in a Day
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first male to land on the sun
SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on Christmas day
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch though 99 died instantly and the last one is now an slowpoke
PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, when a cobra died after biting me and secondly when I roasted a dragon at d backyard with a lighter
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like bragging.
I am awesome!

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