1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or Sexy.
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.
5. Hug her from behind.
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not
around. It kills her inside.
7. If you talk to another girl, walkover to her
after
you're done and kiss her.
8. Write her notes ...or call her just to say I
love
you.
9. Introduce her to your friends, as your
girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact
from
someone else.
13. Make her laugh,just because you love to
see her smile.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her,don't fight
back.
16. If you care about her, tell her,or else she
won't come back.
17. Every girl should receive three presents
from her guy: a teddy bear(she'll hug it when
she goes
to sleep),jewelry (she'll treasure it forever),
and
one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).
18.Treat her the same with your friends as
when
you are alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best
smile.
20. Hang out with her on the weekends,becaus
e
she's important to you...

Hold her? Hug her? Wrestle her? KISS her? Una don 4get say Ebola dey?

@op.. Waiting for 20 ways to make a guy smile!!! Then I'll tell U what I have to say!

Hell no... Not in Nigeria.. Not even in this century








P.S ... U forgot to mention " always send at least 50k in her account per week. ... All is well

...guys like dis dont exist again.....

^^^ Girls that appreciate this, are extinct.

temigracie: ...guys like dis dont exist again.....

I swear!

Who be this JJC?

Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside

So when she's not giving Ooh Mpa pünny and he wants a safe pünny, who should he run to?

If you talk to another girl, walkover to her after you're done and kiss her

What is this? So after using God's given skills to wine a girl, how will ooh Mpa get pünny when he goes back to kiss gf? Or how will he not get more pünny from gf if he instead kisses the new girl to make the gf jealous?

Play with her hair

Does Ooh Mpa look like an exporter of Nigerian hair? Pünny dey her hair? is her hair sensitive to ooh Mpa's touch? Please tell

If she's mad at you, kiss her,don't fight back.

Hell Nah....The balls, they always go for the BALLS!!!!


Others are recommended especially GIDIGBO...When both of you are play fighting, let her hit your face so you'll pretend to faint. She'll start caring for you, then wake up, shout her name and tap her nyash 3x and she'll immediately UnCloth. It's Ooh Mpa's forepläy secret

#Sai

Davidairmarshal: 1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or Sexy.
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.
5. Hug her from behind.
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not
around. It kills her inside.
7. If you talk to another girl, walkover to her
after
you're done and kiss her.
8. Write her notes ...or call her just to say I
love
you.
9. Introduce her to your friends, as your
girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact
from
someone else.
13. Make her laugh,just because you love to
see her smile.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her,don't fight
back.
16. If you care about her, tell her,or else she
won't come back.
17. Every girl should receive three presents
from her guy: a teddy bear(she'll hug it when
she goes
to sleep),jewelry (she'll treasure it forever),
and
one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).
18.Treat her the same with your friends as
when
you are alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best
smile.
20. Hang out with her on the weekends,becaus
e
she's important to you...

this made me smile

Maya2pretty: this made me smile

temigracie: ...guys like dis don't exist again.....

because it's only a guy that's sincerely in love with a girl that'l do these things from his heart

This should mk the front page.
So that our bf's ll see this

Hmmmm.....@Ideology, you gotta see this

Akuko ifo.

Maya2pretty: because it's only a guy that's sincerely in love with a girl that'l do these things from his heart

...n u thnk deres still tru love frm a guy's syd...

No. 10 is absolutely true

farano: No. 10 is absolutely true

ahaaaa!! Confession

constance500: Hell no... Not in Nigeria.. Not even in this century



P.S ... U forgot to mention " always send at least 50k in her account per week. ... All is well

I will appreciate those far more than money.

Ceasar1: ^^^ Girls that appreciate this, are extinct.

I will in due course
Those little things matters

temigracie: ...guys like dis dont exist again.....

bad girls and cheats killed them all.

Maya2pretty: this made me smile

u'd be a nice girl friend to have oh

IrishKez:

I will appreciate those far more than money.



I will in due course
Those little things matters

Do you now have a boyfriend?

farano: No. 10 is absolutely true

what if she barbs scodo

IrishKez:

I will in due course
Those little things matters

You are yet to start appreciating? Lol.
Extinct was the right word.

Houseofglam7: Hmmmm.....@Ideology, you gotta see this

chibwike: Do you now have a boyfriend?

I think the phrase "in due course" answers your question

Ceasar1:

You are yet to start appreciating? Lol.
Extinct was the right word.

I disagree sir

Davidairmarshal: 1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or Sexy.
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.
5. Hug her from behind.
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not
around. It kills her inside.
7. If you talk to another girl, walkover to her
after
you're done and kiss her.
8. Write her notes ...or call her just to say I
love
you.
9. Introduce her to your friends, as your
girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact
from
someone else.
13. Make her laugh,just because you love to
see her smile.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her,don't fight
back.
16. If you care about her, tell her,or else she
won't come back.
17. Every girl should receive three presents
from her guy: a teddy bear(she'll hug it when
she goes
to sleep),jewelry (she'll treasure it forever),
and
one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).
18.Treat her the same with your friends as
when
you are alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best
smile.
20. Hang out with her on the weekends,becaus
e
she's important to you...

Hey! We're in nigeria. So do this nigeria style.. Or u want to tell me that's how it is 4 u too. Aiiish!

well, Dese sound gud...

IrishKez:

I think the phrase "in due course" answers your question


I disagree sir

u ve have started again.

chibwike: u ve have started again.

How?
Have I had issues with you previously?

temigracie: ...n u thnk deres still tru love frm a guy's syd...

Give ur life to Christ, den wait and see #bye

Lorlaahlozz:

it's so true and cute

@ OP;pls give credit to the sauce(it's obvious you culled it from the internet);this is 9ja..not a scene from telemundo's sh#t muvees..no 9ja lady is gonna eat teddies!!For the mere fact dat u're in 9ja;love is just a myth;an illusion!!!(exlcuding GOD's love / mother's love)if you are broke;it fades away because no lady or rather very FEW(0.01%) girls wud stick with a broke as5 niggah all in the name of love..