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Believe It, Nobody Knows Tomorrow by smoothralph(m): 10:57am On Aug 14, 2014
BELIEVE IT, NOBODY KNOWS
TOMORROW....
In 2013, Romelu Lukaku said " wit
no disrespect
to Arsenal, which is also a big
club, but I don't
understand why Ozil has left Real
madrid. I guess
I never know". In 2014, Romelu
Lukaku joined
Everton from Chelsea...
Cesc Fabregas said in 2011 that
"if one day I
leave Arsenal, I will never sign for
another
English team". In 2014, he signed
for Chelsea
from Fc Barcelona..... ...
...Rafael Benitez in 2007, he said
"Chelsea is a big
club with fantastic players, every
manager want
to coach such a big team, but I
would never take
that job; in respect for my former
team at
Liverpool, no matter what, for me
there is only
one club in England and that is
Liverpool". In
2012, Rafael Benitez wz appointed
as Chelsea
manager...
.....Samuel Eto'o in 2004, he said
"I'd rather be
selling grandnuts in my village
than to play for a
pathetic team like Chelsea". In
2013, he wz a
Chelsea player....
... ...In 2013, Frank Lampard said
"I can't imagine
playing for another premier
league club after
12years at Chelsea". In 2014, he
is on loan at
Man city....
MORAL..: Nobody Really Knows
Tomorrow...
That person you think s/he is
useless may be
useful to you tomorrow. That guy/
girl you think
you can not marry, may be your
Husband/ Wife
tomorrow. In everything we do,
let's av it in mind
that there is always a land called
TOMORROW
Re: Believe It, Nobody Knows Tomorrow by Agybabe(f): 10:58am On Aug 14, 2014
FTC
Re: Believe It, Nobody Knows Tomorrow by agitator: 11:02am On Aug 14, 2014
Akpos became a Born Again and was baptized by a Pastor:

As the Pastor baptized Akpos and dipped Akpos' head in water 3 times
Pastor: You are now baptized. You are now a new creation, your old creation is gone. No more drinking alcohol for you. Your new name is 'Matthew'.

As soon as Akpos (now matthew) went home, he took a beer in the fridge, dipped it into the water 3 times.
Matthew: You are now a new creation. Your old name is gone. Your new name is 'Orange.'

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