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Job Vacancy by dotcomnamename: 3:41pm On Aug 14, 2014
JOB VACANCY

This is your chance to be a millionaire within 4 weeks
A family is looking for someone to look after an EBOLA Patient for 4 weeks. Experience not required.

KEY RESPONSIBILITIES:

(1) Taking the EBOLA patient to the bath every morning
(2) Feeding the EBOLA patient 4 times a day
(3) Sleeping beside the EBOLA patient every night in-case of emergency
(4) Cleaning the room of the EBOLA patient
(5) Performing pedicures for the EBOLA patient every weekend.

LOCATION: Monrovia, Liberia

PAYMENT: $325,000 For " 4-Weeks.

BONUS: Free permanent brand new Range-Rover plus free maintenance.., Free 10 years valid UK visa.

CONTACT ME ON: you_are_on_your_own@jobs.com

Please don't thank me, what are we friends for?

Goodluck!

Re: Job Vacancy by jay4genius: 10:36am On Aug 16, 2014
Hahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahahhahahhahhahahahah.....this girl, you no go kill person. why didnt you clinch the job immediately you heard of it?? Before the 4weeks expires, both the caregiver and the "caregivee" will be corpses.

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