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9 Funny But True Fact About Life by Nobody: 12:05pm On Aug 15, 2014
1. No mechanic can repair
Breaking News.
2. No matter how tall you are, you
can never see
tomorrow.
3. Even if you have millions of
cars, you still have to
walk to your bedroom.
4. You being the best swimmer
does not make you a
fish.
5. The strongest man on earth can
never carry a
mansion.
6. The smartest Assassin on earth
can never kill
water.
7. No matter how smart a police
is, he can Never
catch air.
8. No matter how mighty a man
is, he can never be
as wise as Solomon.
9. Going to Church or mosque
does not make you a
good Christian or Muslim.

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