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Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by Tundeiab(m): 12:48am On Aug 17, 2014
hungryboy: Like like play i never get girlfriend, i have met many girls, some have friendzoned me, and some don't even have my time,
I too get badluck for woman matter,
e get one girl like that were do like say she wan become my girlfriend,
since she borrow me 4k, she no dey give me face again, and me i dey too shy to go hassle am for the money, make she no embarrass me say na because she no gree become my girlfriend.
Some days i just love being single, but some days i always wish i had a girl who loves and cares about me, but e be like say my village people want make i go buy seminary form become reverend father,
Abeg how i go take get girlfriend for this Nigeria?
it's easy. Simply work on your spoken and written English.
Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by mysterious12(m): 1:14am On Aug 17, 2014
GUNSHOT!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by youngds: 9:05am On Aug 17, 2014
Intelligence is not hw well u can speak English!! I tink ur prblm is aw u organized urslf, ur packaging!! Cos frm ur flows u av good sense of humor! Jus luk gud man

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Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by eezor: 9:24am On Aug 17, 2014
marieolae: Wassup wid ur english tho..but neway try to socialise and be friendly..you will meet her. Don't go looking for love, love will find you
i hv been meaning to really say HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII to u. 7bc7106e
Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by rawpadgin(m): 10:01am On Aug 17, 2014
wordsbase: sad Because of your command of the English language.
what's wrong with his command of the English language?
the dude decided to post in pidgin u dey here dey yarn dust
Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by Nobody: 10:03am On Aug 17, 2014
Chai! Chai! hungryboy... Did your english teacher die?

"How doesn't "?
Your english is enough to make the girls run for cover. No wonder.

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Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by dmcdad: 10:27am On Aug 17, 2014
hungryboy: Like like play i never get girlfriend, i have met many girls, some have friendzoned me, and some don't even have my time,
I too get badluck for woman matter,
e get one girl like that were do like say she wan become my girlfriend,
since she borrow me 4k, she no dey give me face again, and me i dey too shy to go hassle am for the money, make she no embarrass me say na because she no gree become my girlfriend.
Some days i just love being single, but some days i always wish i had a girl who loves and cares about me, but e be like say my village people want make i go buy seminary form become reverend father,
Abeg how i go take get girlfriend for this Nigeria?
shocked
Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by dmcdad: 10:28am On Aug 17, 2014
satope1: Chai! Chai! hungryboy... Did your english teacher die?

"How doesn't "?
Your english is enough to make the girls run for cover. No wonder.
cheesy
Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by xtervaganza(m): 1:25pm On Aug 17, 2014
You're here crying because u don't have a girlfriend





But I'm here crying for you because you don't have a working brain
Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by holaaa(m): 4:05pm On Aug 17, 2014
hungryboy: Like like play i never get girlfriend, i have met many girls, some have friendzoned me, and some don't even have my time,
I too get badluck for woman matter,
e get one girl like that were do like say she wan become my girlfriend,
since she borrow me 4k, she no dey give me face again, and me i dey too shy to go hassle am for the money, make she no embarrass me say na because she no gree become my girlfriend.#okbye
Some days i just love being single, but some days i always wish i had a girl who loves and cares about me, but e be like say my village people want make i go buy seminary form become reverend father,
Abeg how i go take get girlfriend for this Nigeria?
Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by Nobody: 5:25pm On Aug 17, 2014
rawpadgin: what's wrong with his command of the English language?
the dude decided to post in pidgin u dey here dey yarn dust
Did you read the topic at all?
Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by Nobody: 9:15pm On Aug 17, 2014
marieolae: Wassup wid ur english tho..but neway try to socialise and be friendly..you will meet her. Don't go looking for love, love will find you
I like u o!!! u are quite reasonable

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Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by Nobody: 9:17pm On Aug 17, 2014
Baddestguyp: are you a poet?
guy u funny sha! badt guy.
funny joke only a few will get it

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Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by Nobody: 9:18pm On Aug 17, 2014
jashar:

No sir. But I appreciate good literature.
Why asketh thou?grin
d guy dey laugh u! u nor understand

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Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by JojoArmani(m): 11:06pm On Aug 17, 2014
try dis OP 又要會讓他說話劇中國小時候鳥圖像我也是否會不會會不會忘掉到現在的話題庫存活著呢過得好好吃飯糰會員得到我想起身為什麼樣式微笑的時候

thank me leta
Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by chimerase2: 11:24pm On Aug 17, 2014
Op der is no gain in isi azu beta still ori eja cheesy
Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by HIGHESTPOPORI(m): 7:44am On Aug 18, 2014
eezor:
i hv been meaning to really say HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII to u. 7bc7106e
Meaning,nawao,some guys dey funny!
Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by Vince77(m): 8:21am On Aug 18, 2014
deeobserver209: There's more to life than just having girlfriend bro. Yes a person may feel lonely at times but that is usually when you don't have something doing. Just focus on your job. Improve yourself. Get involve in community service in your spare time. Touch lives positively and you will feel much better smiley

Nailed it.
Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by jashar(f): 4:39pm On Aug 18, 2014
SkydaDGreat:
d guy dey laugh u! u nor understand


Sacarsm can't be read. I was being sacarstic.
Re: Why Don't I Have A Girlfriend? by Nobody: 5:55pm On Aug 18, 2014
Question for the gods





Wait lemme ask IFA.bring out my Opele






Give 20k to this moniker and Ɣou ll meet your girlfriend tomaotongue

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