My dog(Brown) licks, sniffs and plays with his pen1s until he has erection and a red, firm, long stick pops out,

He always does this somewhere hidden and whenever I come around, he pretends like he was doing nthing.

It irritates me and these days I get irritated when he comes close me.

How do I stop him

Your dog dey wa.nk

Wankist dogg

Be nice. Get him a girlfriend! You obviously don't let the poor thing flirt around. He is on heat! Have mercy

redcliff: Your dog dey wa.nk

Wankist dogg

i hate dogs that wankk

Caracta: Be nice. Get him a girlfriend! You obviously don't let the poor thing flirt around. He is on heat! Have mercy

i should get him a girlfriend and then months later they will litter everywhere with puppies that i can't feed?
Brown eats too much, can't feed one more pet. It would rather be, lose one, get one.

He should not flirt. I prefer him a virgin. Virgin dogs are bigger.

Funnicator:
i should get him a girlfriend and then months later they will litter everywhere with puppies that i can't feed?
Brown eats too much, can't feed one more pet. It would rather be, lose one, get one.

He should not flirt. I prefer him a virgin. Virgin dogs are bigger.

u are wicked o y are u like this imagine u as a human an sure u will not buy the idea to remain a virgin for life .. if the do needs to cross a lady allow it pls if they born u sell the puppy na.. I am pleading with u

Funnicator:
i should get him a girlfriend and then months later they will litter everywhere with puppies that i can't feed?
Brown eats too much, can't feed one more pet. It would rather be, lose one, get one.

He should not flirt. I prefer him a virgin. Virgin dogs are bigger.

Lol. The girlfriend can use pills na. Your moniker sef...and you want a virgin dog

I'm sure the dog would rather be castrated than remain a virgin. Poor thing.

What breed is your dog?

Lwkmd

Lol my dogs do d same. Even d females lick their *things* too

patrickrose: u are wicked o y are u like this imagine u as a human an sure u will not buy the idea to remain a virgin for life .. if the do needs to cross a lady allow it pls if they born u sell the puppy na.. I am pleading with u

Abi. Wen there's serious market for puppies

Castrate the dog or get him a female na haba
If you don't want the puppies, you can find someone who owns a female dog, wants pups, and doesn't mind if your Brown cross' with her.

Be good to that dog biko.

It's not a P if you don't want puppies now, @ least yours is the male, all u need do is seek a female on heat, you might be paid for that if your dog is a pure breed (depending on agreement). what breed is your dog?

Lols
The Dog wants too LA La
Abeg allow am
Don't be wicked konji is a bastard

Don't all dogs do this?

texanomaly: Don't all does do this?

lol they do. Our dog's castrated but every once in a while i see him jerking off to the air
It's quite disturbing though that his dog is ashamed of wanking, though I strongly suspect this is because his handler looks pretty much disappointed when he's caught.

OP wanking isn't bad for a dog. Stop making him feel bad of you help his situation

Caracta:

Lol. The girlfriend can use pills na. Your moniker sef...and you want a virgin dog

I'm sure the dog would rather be castrated than remain a virgin. Poor thing.

dog pills ish is a joke right? Okay, my moniker is for myself, if I wanted Brown to flirt around I'd have named him Funnicator like myself.

What is difficult in being a virgin? Some male dogs do it and I just prefer them.

patrickrose: u are wicked o y are u like this imagine u as a human an sure u will not buy the idea to remain a virgin for life .. if the do needs to cross a lady allow it pls if they born u sell the puppy na.. I am pleading with u

but i love him, don't wanna sell or lose him

TheCommentsHub: What breed is your dog?

don't even know, was handed over to me as a puppy by someone dear to me. Brown was a present from a loved one.

But he is really fluffy, big with black and brown patches in his hair.

duni04: Lol my dogs do d same. Even d females lick their *things* too

rofl...

duni04:
Abi. Wen there's serious market for puppies

hmmmmmmm... Don't wanna disvirgin him but if i'd make much money from sale of puppies then.....

But, no!
I probably won't love my virgin Brown anymore after that.

picture of your dog licking his dick or adontBlivIt

Vikkiboi: picture of your dog licking his dick or adontBlivIt

okay he surely won't fail to perform his daily ritual tomorrow.

Will ensure I carefull take a clean photo of him at it...

Why should this be on the joke section?
I'm trying to find a solution to a problem, instead you moved it to where ribs get cracked up and down?

Seun, if you find my thread funny, I don't, so it should remain in the right section to get appropriate answers.
It is a plea and I feel users deserve the respect of having their threads in the required section, if a moderator feels otherwise, an explanation would clear all doubt!!!

So I plead, can my thread return to the original section?
Thank you.