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Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 12:02pm On Aug 17, 2014
Well, there was this female friend of mine, she said that a guy walked up to her and was like "I saw you eyeing me, are you falling for me"? ishh...

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by naijaboiy: 12:47pm On Aug 17, 2014
LoL

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 1:01pm On Aug 17, 2014
He told his father he liked me and the old man toasted me for him. Daddy's boy.

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 2:24pm On Aug 17, 2014
chidyhels: He told his father he liked me and the old man toasted me for him. Daddy's boy.


Did you agree?

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 2:27pm On Aug 17, 2014
mrryon:
Did you agree?
I told him i rather discuss that with his son and that was the end of it.

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 2:30pm On Aug 17, 2014
chidyhels: I told him i rather discuss that with his son and that was the end of it.




Another story i just herd, about a guy asking out two room mates

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Queening(f): 3:45pm On Aug 17, 2014
"IN my street i am very popular"

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 6:15pm On Aug 17, 2014
Queening: "IN my street i am very popular"




Falls from palmtree laughing

ayaff die!

some guys sef

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by marieolae(f): 6:20pm On Aug 17, 2014
@ icm one random guy gave me his fone nd started looking at me. I was like why r u giving me ur fone..nd he was like he is waiting..so I sed waiting for what? Nd he tells me I shud put my number on his fone and I shud not waste time. Lolz wtf?

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by kropelgrada(m): 7:08pm On Aug 17, 2014
marieolae: @ icm one random guy gave me his fone nd started looking at me. I was like why r u giving me ur fone..nd he was like he is waiting..so I sed waiting for what? Nd he tells me I shud put my number on his fone and I shud not waste time. Lolz wtf?
I do that a lot too..but that is after i've succeeded in breaking a girl down and i know she will put her number..

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 7:18pm On Aug 17, 2014
kropelgrada:
I do that a lot too..but that is after i've succeeded in breaking a girl down and i know she will put her number..

different things for different folks i guess
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 7:23pm On Aug 17, 2014
marieolae: @ icm one random guy gave me his fone nd started looking at me. I was like why r u giving me ur fone..nd he was like he is waiting..so I sed waiting for what? Nd he tells me I shud put my number on his fone and I shud not waste time. Lolz wtf?


Youre the gentle guy type arent you?

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by marieolae(f): 7:32pm On Aug 17, 2014
mrryon:


Youre the gentle guy type arent you?
ehnn
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by tobiboss(m): 8:26pm On Aug 17, 2014
marieolae: @ icm one random guy gave me his fone nd started looking at me. I was like why r u giving me ur fone..nd he was like he is waiting..so I sed waiting for what? Nd he tells me I shud put my number on his fone and I shud not waste time. Lolz wtf?
so, did you give him
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by marieolae(f): 8:40pm On Aug 17, 2014
tobiboss: so, did you give him
naa he is stupid for dat
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by tobiboss(m): 9:10pm On Aug 17, 2014
marieolae: naa he is stupid for dat
hehehe
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by PrincessB1(f): 9:19pm On Aug 17, 2014
He keeps repeating; if u knw my levels {not even level} u will bow for me and follow me ryt now to my house......Just because he manage to put on canvas, shirt nd a well ironed fairly used trouser of which d stretched ironed tip can be subtituted for knife in cutting okro ..........He kip boasting wen actually he'z a shoe mender drinking garium sulphide from im mama......D next time a man boast of what hez not in my presence again I will make sure i give him a dirty slap nd run away or use stick to puncture dat his mouthundecided So annoying

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by olashas(f): 9:40pm On Aug 17, 2014
marieolae: @ icm one random guy gave me his fone nd started looking at me. I was like why r u giving me ur fone..nd he was like he is waiting..so I sed waiting for what? Nd he tells me I shud put my number on his fone and I shud not waste time. Lolz wtf?
This happened to me one time in a bus grin. The guy gave me his phone and when he saw the surprised look on my face, he said 'corper, type your number now'. grin.

I think he thought I needed a man in a foreign city grin

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by marieolae(f): 9:43pm On Aug 17, 2014
olashas:
This happened to me one time in a bus grin. The guy gave me his phone and when he saw the surprised look on my face, he said 'corper, type your number now'. grin.

I think he thought I needed a man in a foreign city grin
loolz. Some guys ehn..no respect at all

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by mohammedmagnus: 10:26pm On Aug 17, 2014
Some girls always forming for a particular set of guys, while being like trash to another set

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Chilug(m): 10:51pm On Aug 17, 2014
marieolae: naa he is stupid for dat
What if he is suppose to turnout ur husband tomorrow.
We blame that on his approach. Ok

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Chilug(m): 10:57pm On Aug 17, 2014
mohammedmagnus: Some girls always forming for a particular set of guys, while being like trash to another set
True! Show me a queen, nd I will show u who's done with her, as in completely

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Barayeks(m): 11:50pm On Aug 17, 2014
Hi marieolae
could you check your pm pls

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Lorlaahlozz: 12:11am On Aug 18, 2014
Space booked for l8r tinzz
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 12:13am On Aug 18, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: Space booked for l8r tinzz


you don join dem abi

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Lorlaahlozz: 12:20am On Aug 18, 2014
Elantracey:


you don join dem abi
who?
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 12:20am On Aug 18, 2014
olashas:
This happened to me one time in a bus grin. The guy gave me his phone and when he saw the surprised look on my face, he said 'corper, type your number now'. grin.

I think he thought I needed a man in a foreign city grin
dang girl you look top notch,actually what made me quoted you is to let you know your signature were words from my cousin who passed on years back...*sobs
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 12:21am On Aug 18, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: who?

check your side the person dey there tongue

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 12:22am On Aug 18, 2014
Telling me he's rich , I still don't know why I was deeply irritated after he said it .

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Lorlaahlozz: 12:24am On Aug 18, 2014
Elantracey:

check your side the person dey there tongue
Holy spirit
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 12:29am On Aug 18, 2014
mohammedmagnus: Some girls always forming for a particular set of guys, while being like trash to another set
Real talk

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by MizMyColi(f): 12:51am On Aug 18, 2014

This one happened Last week.

I'd normally get a bus home after work, but I decided to trek from Yaba that day because I needed to do something at Ojuelegba - I ended up trekking to Lawanson shocked shocked shocked

So this guy walks up to me, and he be like, "Hello".....and I'm like "Hi" - that's after checking him out o, in Lagos, you don't respond to greeting anyhow - gbomo gbomo tins grin

Then He says, "I'm Gerard, Dr. Gerard. I'm a Neurosurgeon from ****** and I came to Lagos, I'm staying at LUTH, we were invited because of this Ebola case".
"Are you a banker, you dress like one"

In my mind, I be like "Neurosurgeon - Ebola how dem take relate"

He continued, "I live with my Uncle though, I'm staying at ***** (a different location from LUTH)"

What put me off was the accent and command of English - for a Neurosurgeon? I expected more class and style joor cheesy I also felt he was a scam artist.

He kept on repeating the same words till we were almost halfway to OJ from Tejuosho Mall.

I got tired of hearing the same thing and pretended like I was going to board a bus, and he be like, "please let me have your number" I parted with my CUG number undecided

The only time I picked his call was the first time, because I didn't know who the caller was.

Well undecided the rest is history.

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