MrCork: ..ok...according to our research & according to observation poll and according to july 2014 opinion poll...95% of nairanand guys never kissed a female in there life...apart from ther pillow case. But today...guess what?.. I will show u 5 technic to get free kiss from all females:


Step 1: Always wear bandage......this way, females feel sorry for u and truss me....u will get free kiss!!

Step 2: Always answer phone calls wit base voice & spek slowly......this automatically surudicate females to kiss u ( truus me)

Step 3: always lick chewin gum first thing thing in the morning.....this automatically make females which ther lip & then kiss u...twice (truss me)

Step 4: think without thinking coolly so this way the bane can thinkly tune the swag by standing wit love.....then u get a kiss (hope this makes sense)

Step 5: tell the babe u met mr cork when u came down to London.....truss me....she will ask u for ma nomba and then kiss u.


..guys, hope this help!!

dechandel:
What are rehabs for again?
I thought peeps get better after spending time in a rehab center?

MrCork: Step 4: think without thinking coolly so this way the bane can thinkly tune the swag by standing wit love.....then u get a kiss (hope this makes sense)
Step 5: tell the babe u met mr cork when u came down to London.....truss me....she will ask u for ma nomba and then kiss u.
..guys, hope this help!!

dechandel:
What are rehabs for again?
I thought peeps get better after spending time in a rehab center?

fuckfuckman: Pls Read
you forgot to add that she must be able to altar your destiny.
#mofo




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My name is Tony am a undergraduate from uniport..
I want a rich and caring sugar mummy, a matured woman, married or a widow,. She must be able to provide my needs, buy my text books and pay for my school. and most important to be able to satisfy me sexuallly.
If you're a sugar mummy send me email@ fuckfuckman@gmail.com
Am always at your service...

Gflat: Why are you frowning?? You sure those advice(s) will work out?? And btw will i get farano to kiss me with this tips?

dechandel:
What are rehabs for again?
I thought peeps get better after spending time in a rehab center?

krall: mr op is not well

okparaugo:

At all, at all..

I wonder how these kind people join Nairaland.

MrCork: Ÿ

..bro...but ..dont u people in that country Hav nice names like lucky, bingo,harry,Harley or Romeo?....seriously....wha kinda name is okakapopogo?