marieolae: who's talking about online relationships here? I'm talking bout real life tins

Just pulling your leg

You yourself must be Romantic for you to know guys that aint romantic enough

...I blush alot....but i think i blush more wen a guy tells me dat i am looking sweet n chop-able.....i ll be like 'OMGosh,Grace u set gan ooo'....

eyeview: There's one line that gets Nigerian ladies blushing and it goes thus: 'send me your account number'.

My dear this is jst one phase o, excitement go wan kee person, any msg u see for phone like this, u go begin think say na alert
Bt that special one that makes me wanna jump is when I see huge credit alert, I swear horses no dey kose for my belle o
I go come love the sender die, all my eyes go open

Chai, the love of money kwa

Ewizard: D last girl I wooed..
"Hey! I've bin seein u around ma hood lately, I dnt knw u neither do u knw me.
D last 3 tymz I walked pass u I was so shy 2 say hi..
wen I got home I slapped myself several tyms,fix ma self up and vow neva to repeat dat mistake again so I get a mirror and practice 1 of dos Brad Pitt's killer move. But immediately I saw u naw I seem 2've lost all d confident again. I don't wanna go home slappin maself again my face are swellin up, lemme b shy enough to admit dat I like u, nt bcus ure btiful or bcus u gat more curves dan a race track. I jus lyk u naturally and nothing more. I pray I d'be confident enough to ask 4 ur name d next time I meet u"...
And wen I was leaving she turn around said 'Mary'..
I replied tnx but u wud ve save it 4 d nxt tym..
She smiled shakin her head..
And I knew I've won dat conversation.
So d nxt tym I saw her she started smilin seein me, I blocked her and said "hi miss mary" she replied hi mr.. ?? (I cudnt let her finish d "hey I dnt even knw ur name" line she was abt to come up wit).. I handed over my cellphone to her wit dis line I saw on d internet " dat phone I jus gave have a cute problem, can u help me fix it?? She asked wat was d problem and I said "it doesn't hav ur number on it"..
She hit me on my arm wit d "ure funny line" line. And wen she was done typing her digit I collected my phone and leave wit d "tnx, I may b convinced to tell u ma name d next tym I call"..
She was like "aww! Naw ure confident ryt?? While smiling... And I replied "I wud tek dat as a compliment" while leavin.

u be correct wizard

iamsegsy: u be correct wizard

Bros u wan dey mek ma head swell abi?
I be learner abeg oo..
But seriously I dnt woo ladies.. Lyk seriously!
And I dnt fink 1 nids a killer line to get a girl.
Every type of dude has a kinda girl dey attract naturally.
It flows naturally well 4me wit dos dat has sweet "sense of humor" and "naughty mind".
Jus know wat works 4u.. Dats if ure in d business of wooin women.
4me ryt naw its all abt ma paper, no jokes!
Lyk som1 said..."U dnt loose women chasen money, u only loose money chasen women."

marieolae: The guys I've been wid r jus not romantic

Lolz! I'm guessing its coz no one has asked for you account number yet right? Smh.

Three7Ty9:

Lolz! I'm guessing its coz no one has asked for you account number yet right? Smh.

nawa oh. Pls if ur broke, dnt take it out on me...

marieolae: nawa oh. Pls if ur broke, dnt take it out on me...

Nah, calm down. Life is too short to get upset over simple sarcasm, alright?

Three7Ty9:

Nah, calm down. Life is too short to get upset over simple sarcasm, alright?

I'm nt oh. Its gettin on my nerves how guys r stero typin ladies. Its not funny nemore

marieolae: I'm nt oh. Its gettin on my nerves how guys r stero typin ladies. Its not funny nemore

Lol! Ok, someone seems pretty upset over a joke. Ok, I'm Sorry....Uhm, scratch that, I'm really sorry if that got to you in the wrong way alright?
Lets call a truce ok?

Three7Ty9:

Lol! Ok, someone seems pretty upset over a joke. Ok, I'm Sorry....Uhm, scratch that, I'm really sorry if that got to you in the wrong way alright?
Lets call a truce ok?

cool

one guy that I hadn't seen in years told me he could never forget my face because it was branded upon his heart.
*sighs*
Another said the thought of me always makes him smile.
Yet another has said that I am lovely and troublesome and that's what makes him love me.


Good times.

guyANDROID1:
Just pulling your leg

You yourself must be Romantic for you to know guys that aint romantic enough

ok oo

marieolae: cool

having a nice day yeah?

Three7Ty9:


having a nice day yeah?

yup

temigracie: ...I blush alot....but i think i blush more wen a guy tells me dat i am looking sweet n chop-able.....i ll be like 'OMGosh,Grace u set gan ooo'....

Baby, Asanwa, u look chop-able like indomie .......

Oya blush for me

Ewizard: D last girl I wooed..
"Hey! I've bin seein u around ma hood lately, I dnt knw u neither do u knw me.
D last 3 tymz I walked pass u I was so shy 2 say hi..
wen I got home I slapped myself several tyms,fix ma self up and vow neva to repeat dat mistake again so I get a mirror and practice 1 of dos Brad Pitt's killer move. But immediately I saw u naw I seem 2've lost all d confident again. I don't wanna go home slappin maself again my face are swellin up, lemme b shy enough to admit dat I like u, nt bcus ure btiful or bcus u gat more curves dan a race track. I jus lyk u naturally and nothing more. I pray I d'be confident enough to ask 4 ur name d next time I meet u"...
And wen I was leaving she turn around said 'Mary'..
I replied tnx but u wud ve save it 4 d nxt tym..
She smiled shakin her head..
And I knew I've won dat conversation.
So d nxt tym I saw her she started smilin seein me, I blocked her and said "hi miss mary" she replied hi mr.. ?? (I cudnt let her finish d "hey I dnt even knw ur name" line she was abt to come up wit).. I handed over my cellphone to her wit dis line I saw on d internet " dat phone I jus gave have a cute problem, can u help me fix it?? She asked wat was d problem and I said "it doesn't hav ur number on it"..
She hit me on my arm wit d "ure funny line" line. And wen she was done typing her digit I collected my phone and leave wit d "tnx, I may b convinced to tell u ma name d next tym I call"..
She was like "aww! Naw ure confident ryt?? While smiling... And I replied "I wud tek dat as a compliment" while leavin.

Professor in toasting affairs.
U wickedest bomboclat.
U lucky say u meet girl wey get manners.
Lol.

Tymax:
Baby, Asanwa, u look chop-able like indomie .......

Oya blush for me

...aaawwww..u r making me blush more....tanks,sweet....BTW,wats asanwa?..

marieolae: ok oo

Ya!

Are you ready 2 mingle?

temigracie: ...aaawwww..u r making me blush more....tanks,sweet....BTW,wats asanwa?..

I think it means spotless baby or something sweet like that

Tymax:
I think it means spotless baby or something sweet like that

....aaaawwww,for me alone....Tymax,u r also my super-asanwa....oya,take kiss....mwuuuuaaaaaah!!!......

temigracie: ....aaaawwww,for me alone....Tymax,u r also my super-asanwa....oya,take kiss....mwuuuuaaaaaah!!!......

Lol. A guy can't be asanwa na. Abeg o

marieolae: yup

Alright, Enjoy the rest of your day.

Tymax:
Lol. A guy can't be asanwa na. Abeg o

..en en...adonno nah....okay,u r my super-sweetheart den...

temigracie: ..en en...adonno nah....okay,u r my super-sweetheart den...

That's right

Ahhh!! Memories!!

temigracie: ..en en...adonno nah....okay,u r my super-sweetheart den...

All these na wayo,give him ur digit now you will say no

olasmith10: c all the ladies pretending as if this post was typed in Arabic language..

Now dis is funny*currently rolling on d floor*

Input:
All these na wayo,give him ur digit now you will say no

..lwkmdfh ooo

Ewizard: D last girl I wooed..
"Hey! I've bin seein u around ma hood lately, I dnt knw u neither do u knw me.
D last 3 tymz I walked pass u I was so shy 2 say hi..
wen I got home I slapped myself several tyms,fix ma self up and vow neva to repeat dat mistake again so I get a mirror and practice 1 of dos Brad Pitt's killer move. But immediately I saw u naw I seem 2've lost all d confident again. I don't wanna go home slappin maself again my face are swellin up, lemme b shy enough to admit dat I like u, nt bcus ure btiful or bcus u gat more curves dan a race track. I jus lyk u naturally and nothing more. I pray I d'be confident enough to ask 4 ur name d next time I meet u"...
And wen I was leaving she turn around said 'Mary'..
I replied tnx but u wud ve save it 4 d nxt tym..
She smiled shakin her head..
And I knew I've won dat conversation.
So d nxt tym I saw her she started smilin seein me, I blocked her and said "hi miss mary" she replied hi mr.. ?? (I cudnt let her finish d "hey I dnt even knw ur name" line she was abt to come up wit).. I handed over my cellphone to her wit dis line I saw on d internet " dat phone I jus gave have a cute problem, can u help me fix it?? She asked wat was d problem and I said "it doesn't hav ur number on it"..
She hit me on my arm wit d "ure funny line" line. And wen she was done typing her digit I collected my phone and leave wit d "tnx, I may b convinced to tell u ma name d next tym I call"..
She was like "aww! Naw ure confident ryt?? While smiling... And I replied "I wud tek dat as a compliment" while leavin.

Guy yu tite,I owe yu a bottle of online beer

marieolae: The guys I've been wid r jus not romantic

do you in any way, live in nsukka, or was there earlier this month?