:> Every Tooth paste is Maclean.

;> Every sausage roll is GALA.

:> Every powdered detergent is OMO.

:> Every Cat represents Demon.

:> Every Fine boy is a Player.

:> Every light skin girl is possesed.

:> Any Guy that spend for Girl is Maga.

:> Every Sunday = Rice

:> All Calabar ladies are good in bed.

:> Rich Hausa men are Alhaji while poor ones are Aboki.

:> The older child must marry first.

:> When you travel abroad you become auto rich.

:> Every noodles is indomie.

:> Every soup flavor cube is Maggi.

:> If u drive a car; it means u have
money.

:> Igbo girls like money, and Yoruba
girls are dirty.

:> Mix maltina and peak milk =
blood tonic.

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