One of the health attendants that attended to the Liberian Patrick Sawyer but survived the ravages of the disease went to church to testify to the good news of God in her life. Those giving testimonies were ten in number and she was number four on the queue. When it was her turn to share her testimony with the congregation, she testified that she survived the ailment and had tested negative to ebola. When it was time for her to return the microphone to the pastor to call the next person, this is what transpired:

Pastor: Don't worry give the microphone to the next person.

Next person : (shifts back) Nooo, give it to the pastor.

Ebola testifier: Pastor, take your microphone, he is not collecting it.

Pastor: Give it to the sister behind him.

Sister: Shuuooo! I don forget my testimony, maybe next week.

Ebola testifier: Pastor if you are not ready to collect the microphone, i will put it on the floor (heading back to her seat)

Before she could turn back to return to her seat, everyone in the church had jumped outside for dear life.

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PastorKun: This really got me cracking and I felt it would be a sin not to share it on nairaland.

apostate pastor, which church do u attend now

...and u think dats funny??...

ProphetUdeme: apostate pastor, which church do u attend now

Na your church I dey attend

PastorKun:

Na your church I dey attend

lol abeg just commot that pastor title for ur username.. Cos e no fit u at all

ProphetUdeme: lol abeg just commot that pastor title for ur username.. Cos e no fit u at all

Is it because i don't twist scripture and use it to defraud people like you and other rogues that masquerade as men of god

I have still the fear that one so called pastor will tell he can heal Ebola.

In siera Leone one herbalistt told thathe has herbs that can kill Ebola and that is why it become so big because one person come to her with Ebola so she got it also and during her burial many woman from different villages make contact with her body and take it back to their willages.

So what a herbalist can do a pastor can do it better

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