I PLEDGE TO NIGERIA MY COUNTRY
TO BE FAITHFUL, LOYAL AND HONEST..

BUT THIS IS THE COUNTRY:

WHERE YAHOO BOYS HAVE BRIGHTER FUTURE THAN GRADUATES.

WHERE TEMPLES ARE TURNED INTO DATING POINTS.

WHERE WORSHIPPING GOD IN TRUTH AND SPIRIT IS DIFFICULT.

WHERE LIES ARE TURNED INTO REALITIES.

WHERE LADIES FEAR PREGNANCY THAN HIV.

WHERE PIZZA DELIVERY IS FASTER THAN EMERGENCY RESPONSE.

WHERE GETTING A GALAXY PHONE IS GREATER THAN ACHIEVING A DEGREE.

WHERE PEOPLE FEAR THIEVES, ROBBERS AND BOKO HARAM THAN GOD.

WHERE PEOPLE GO TO CHURCH WITH BB CHARGERS RATHER THAN BIBLE.

WHERE GUYS ARE SCARED OF GETTING MARRIED BUT LOVE TO HAVE SEX.

WHERE WE HAVE HIGHEST NUMBER OF MUSICIANS DUE TO UNEMPLOYMENT.

WHERE THE BIGGER YOUR OFFENCE THE SMALLER YOUR PUNISHMENT AND VICE VERSA.

WHERE THE NUMBER OF CHURCHES AND MOSQUES ARE MORE THAN THE WORSHIPPERS.

WHERE SEX IS FREE AND LOVE IS EXPENSIVE.

WHERE LOOSING A PHONE IS MORE PAINFUL THAN LOOSING VIRGINITY.

WHERE IF YOU DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR PARTNER, YOU ARE NOT SHARP AND SMART.

WHERE BATHROOMS HAVE BECOME PHOTO STUDIO.

WHERE WE SAY "UP NEPA" MORE THAN WE SAY "PRAISE THE LORD".

WHERE A SCHOOL DROP-OUT POLITICIAN IS TEN TIMES RICHER AND MORE RESPECTED THAN A PROFESSOR.

WHERE UNEMPLOYED YOUTHS PICK UP WEAPONS TO FIGHT IN SUPPORT OF THE POLITICIANS WHO DEPRIVE THEM OF
EMPLOYMENT AND GOOD LIFE.

WHERE SOMEONE WHO CANNOT SPEAK ENGLISH IS GIVEN HONORARY DOCTORATE DEGREES.

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