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The Clever Nigerian by kemework: 4:09pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
A Nigerian went to the American Embassy for a student visa, and the process of his interview with the white lady went this way White man: what are you going to the USA for? The nigerian: To study. White man: which course do you wish to study? The Nigerian: engineering. These are my admission documents. White man: But there are many Universities in Nigeria that offer this course and you still want to travel as far as USA to study the same course why? I doubt your genuine intention and therefore can’t give you the entry visa that you have applied for. The Nigerian: (cleverly says) please give me back my passport let me get out of this place. what do you think is in USA that is not in Nigeria, what do you think that I will see in USA that we don’t have in Nigeria here? Do you think that USA is in any way better than this country and if you think that USA is better than NIGERIA, then why have you chosen to stay in NIGERIA instead of your country America? White man: (with serious anger and love for her dear country stood up and said to him): Look I’m gonna give you entry visa to USA so that you gonna travel to America and see what is in USA… the difference between America and Nigeria. (out off anger, she stamped the visa.. The Nigerian winks and says ..thats why am a nigerian Click website link below for more..don't be selfish,share with other's http://laughoutworld..com |
Re: The Clever Nigerian by Jamie1360(m): 5:20pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
I'm proud to be a Nigerian, naija no dey carry last |
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