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The Clever Nigerian by kemework: 4:09pm On Aug 22, 2014
A Nigerian went to the American
Embassy for a student visa, and the
process of his interview with the
white lady went this way
White man: what are you going to
the USA for?
The nigerian: To study.
White man:
which course do you wish to study?
The Nigerian: engineering. These are my admission
documents.
White man: But there are many
Universities in Nigeria that offer
this course and you still want to
travel as far as USA to study the
same course why? I doubt your
genuine intention and therefore
can’t give you the entry visa that
you have applied for.
The Nigerian: (cleverly says) please give me
back my passport let me get out of
this place. what do you think is in
USA that is not in Nigeria, what do
you think that I will see in USA that
we don’t have in Nigeria here? Do
you think that USA is in any way
better than this country and if you
think that USA is better than
NIGERIA, then why have you chosen
to stay in NIGERIA instead of your
country America?
White man: (with serious anger and
love for her dear country stood up
and said to him): Look I’m gonna
give you entry visa to USA so that
you gonna travel to America and
see what is in USA… the difference
between America and Nigeria. (out
off anger, she stamped the visa..

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Re: The Clever Nigerian by Jamie1360(m): 5:20pm On Aug 23, 2014
I'm proud to be a Nigerian, naija no dey carry last

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