Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We recently bought a computer for our home
and have found some problems, which I want to
bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop'
button. We request you to check this and provide
a solution as soon as possible.
2. One doubt is whether any 'Re-scooter' is
available in the system? I find only 'Re-cycle',
but I own a scooter.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working
properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried
all day to trace the key with this 'find' button, but
were unable to do so. Please rectify this
problem.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word' now he wants
to learn 'Microsoft Sentence', so when you will
provide that?
5. I bought the computer, CPU, mouse and
keyboard, but there is only one icon which
shows 'My Computer': when will you provide the
remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows say 'My Pictures'
but there is not even a single photo of mine. So
when will you put my photo in the computer.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about
'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home
only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When
you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
9. You provided 'My Network Places'. For God’s
sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I
do not want to let my wife know where I go after
my office hours.
Regards,
Edwin
P.S.
One last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is GATES but you
are selling WINDOWS?
Still your cherished customer, Edwin.

hillarious