POHNE CONVERSATION BTW GIRLS

Mary: Hello love!
Sarah: Hello babe hw ar u today?
Mary: I'm fine dear, I've missed u alot
Sarah: Me too boo
Mary: Im caling jst 2 inform u dat i wil
pay u a visit dis afternoon.
Sarah: Ok hun, it wil be a gr8 pleasure 2
av u, i'll be waitin.
*AFTERTHECALL*
Mary: Oh gosh, am goin to visit dat witch
today.
Sarah: she tinks i'll buy her drinks wit my
money, she mst be joking, IDIOT...

PHONE CONVERSATION
BTW GENTS

Kelvin: Where u at slim?
Dave: At home Mad man
Kelvin: Hw's ur drunkard father?
Dave: He's cool nd in bed wit ur
mom.
Kelvin: Haha, u are a fool, i'm coming over, I
wanna charge my phone.
Dave: ok slima, bring money for few beers .
Kelvin: Ok sucker, sharp ..
*AFTER THE CALL*
Dave: kelvin can be funny at times but always a
great companion anytime.
Kelvin: dave is just a reliable friend.

‪#‎ FACT‬!!!!

> Most girls are good at pretending , always
nice to each other, but never like each other.
> Most boys are always rude to each other but
always got each other's backs

Very true, very true. Nice one

I wish girls could go through this